Ridiculous Hypotheticals

[JayKeeley]

3 guys

fag

 

[Reign in Acai]

3 guys, because that has to be a record for something.

Want to sleep over?


Rescue your cd collection from a fire, or your household pet?

 

[Captain Beard]

CDs. Dog is replaceable for less cash, and I hate the cats.

Lose the use of one of your arms or your pecker?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Fuck my arm.

Loss of sight or sound?

 

[Mormagil]

If you can bang two historical figures (pre-1900) who would they be?

boudica and clara barton

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Fuck my arm.

Loss of sight or sound?

Sight. High probability I would kill myself if either happened though.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nearly did lose my hearing before. Had surgery. You don't want to lose your hearing.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

You probably wouldnt want to lose your sight either, something tells me it would require a drastic change in life.

 

[Captain Beard]

At least with sight I could hear the sweet musics. Can't enjoy it for shit if deaf.

 

[Reign in Acai]

People who are hearing impaired can remain functional members of society. The blind, well they're blind.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm as unproductive as I can legally be anyway. I'm one of those anti-corp types that only contributes when it directly benefits me. Blindness would just give me a reason to be more smug about it.

 

[Reign in Acai]

On a positive note, you wouldn't be able to find your way back to this forum.


Blindness for Capt. it is!

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't think I won't learn exactly how many clicks and how long of a movement of my hand it is to log in, click the first thread and harass people with text to speech!

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

 

[Ars Magna]

This is a great thread. I was laughing my ass off on page 1.

I'd choose the loss of hearing over sight. I don't think I could live without seeing porn.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Blowjob from an 18 yr old skinny black broad, or bj from a 185lb white broad from Tucson, AZ?

Both dames are 5'4

 

[Thanatopsis123]

18 year old skinny black chick. The only thing I find less attractive than darkies are fatties.

If you had to have a threeway with two Sesame Street characters, which two would they be?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

can we pick the children?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Cookie Monster and Elmo



Who would you rather be, George Costanza or Cosmo Kramer?