Ridiculous...

[006]

http://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/SP1000M20

There's just no reason...

~006

 

[abyssofdreams]

haha! wasn't it not too long ago someone posted a cable 5x that price?

 

[Unavailable]

Will it make my mixes sound like Andy Sneap?!?

 

[Metaltastic]

haha! wasn't it not too long ago someone posted a cable 5x that price?

Yeah, and the best part was it was like an ethernet cable or some other digital cable (where quality matters even less)

 

[AdamWathan]

Go look at Van Den Hul cables, prices are absolutely retarded. Anyone who pays that much money for a patch cord is the stupidest most gullible motherfucker on the planet.

I seriously think you can make a fortune by taking any standard piece of musical gear and just charging obscene amounts of money for it so elitist gear snobs will buy it and feed off of the placebo effect they get in their mixes based purely on the price of what they bought.

 

[Noumenon]

Yeah, and the best part was it was like an ethernet cable or some other digital cable (where quality matters even less)

Guilty! It was a CAT5-cable

 

[PhilR]

Damn, this is amazing. This just might be the product that will enable people to actually record music for the first time in centuries. Before now we've all been crippled by our weak, inferior cables. Hail Monster! Praise Monster! Please don't sue me Monster!

 

[006]

Monster! Monster! They're the cables I've been after!

 

[spioraid]

"Whenever I'm done with a recording session, I always throw away my XLR cables and get these. *holds up said cables* For the best mix possible, I use new cables for everything, just like new guitar strings. My tone is awesome and my recordings are seriously br00talz."

Call me cheap but the musiciansfriend budget cables fit my needs.

 

[MetallyGuitarded]

Whatever happened with them and their 'We're suing anyone with the word Monster in their company name' bullshit? I wish they'd die a fiery, burned rubber-smelling, collapsed heap of fuck warehouse death.

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

FAIL. Lots and lots of fail.

 

[Zack Uidl]

Van Den Hul cables are ridiculously priced. That is crazy!

 

[Mutant]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000J36XR2/ref=nosim/65086735-20
6800 USD !!!!!
ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!

And the "review":

I used to have muddled bass and tweaking highs. Now I feel God. I feel God when I play Barry Manilow,I feel God when I play Snead O'Conner.Now you can feel God too at nearly 1/2 off !

 

[006]

I WANT TO FEEL GOD WHEN I PLAY BARRY MANILOW!

 

[roy22341]

Wow, check this one out too:

[ame]http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=tag_tdp_sv_edpp_i[/ame]

One reviewer was particularly impressed:

After I took delivery of my $500 Denon AKDL1 Cat-5 uber-cable, Al Gore was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.

Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.

Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.

What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.

One heck of a cable.

Didn't notice any improvement in audio quality though.

I'm gonna get one of those!

 

[SocialNumb]

That was awesome! hahahaha

 

[Exocaster]

There's absolutely no reason a 20' XLR-XLR cable should cost that much.

 

[Joematthews]

Anyone been on Russ Andrews?

http://www.russandrews.com/product....&customer_id=PAA1709110308325ZEFSPMHSELPHGYUK

Good God, he has no shame.

Joe

 

[Metaltastic]

I received the Silver Signature Powerkord last night and could not be happier on its performance...

everything sounds so natural. I can feel the singer if he/she is singing with heart. It's so smooth and silky that I joke to my friends that you can fantasize Sophie Marceau breathing into yours ears and her fingers running up and down your body. Wrong parallelism but the pleasure level is the same!

Mr Chu, Hong Kong

IT'S A FUCKING POWERCORD (excuse me, Powerkord), JESUS CHRIST!!! But I guess these douches wouldn't make 'em if bigger douches didn't buy 'em!

 

[Joematthews]

I love the mentality that a power kord from a normal socket in a normal house wired with standard copper wire will make a difference

Maybe there made for people who vomit money.

Joe