RIP Slim

[EricT]

June 29, 1919

December 8, 1983


I miss and love you Slim. Your riding of that bomb has always been an inspiration to me since I was little. The world is a bit duller without you.

I'm going to post a story that I like to mention every year about Slim.

The motherfucker learned to stop caring, and then he learned to love the bomb.

 

[Captain Beard]

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here, I hired you people to try to git a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

 

[Liverslapper]

Eric you think your so fucking hilarious don't you? I'm sure the only person your pleasing is yourself, and that just tells how pathetic of a person you are.
You care for no-one else but yourself, and that is the type of vibe I get from you. A selfish punk that likes to make fun of people on the internet. Grow a pair of balls, move out of your parents house and do something with yourself. If you ARE moved out of your parents house then judging by the way you act, which is completely ignorant, you should be back and mommy and daddy's house or working at burger king.

 

[Captain Beard]

Quit whining in Slim Pickens' thread, you are, however, entitled to a laughing smiley.

Damn kids and their silly fights over dead people.

 

[Shpongled]

Eric you think your so fucking hilarious don't you? I'm sure the only person your pleasing is yourself, and that just tells how pathetic of a person you are.
You care for no-one else but yourself, and that is the type of vibe I get from you. A selfish punk that likes to make fun of people on the internet. Grow a pair of balls, move out of your parents house and do something with yourself. If you ARE moved out of your parents house then judging by the way you act, which is completely ignorant, you should be back and mommy and daddy's house or working at burger king.

EricT'd

 

[Altitudes]

I lol'd.

I enjoy this thread.

 

[EricT]

Eric you think your so fucking hilarious don't you? I'm sure the only person your pleasing is yourself, and that just tells how pathetic of a person you are.
You care for no-one else but yourself, and that is the type of vibe I get from you. A selfish punk that likes to make fun of people on the internet. Grow a pair of balls, move out of your parents house and do something with yourself. If you ARE moved out of your parents house then judging by the way you act, which is completely ignorant, you should be back and mommy and daddy's house or working at burger king.

@ someone crying over a mediocre guitarist who's been dead for half a decade.

 

[Liverslapper]

@ someone who is an arrogant jerk who spends most of his time picking at people on the internet. You act like your still in High School, stop acting like an ass and people might some-what like you here. Of course you probably don't CARE if people like you here, because you are just full of yourself.

 

[EricT]

@ someone who is an arrogant jerk who spends most of his time picking at people on the internet. You act like your still in High School, stop acting like an ass and people might some-what like you here. Of course you probably don't CARE if people like you here, because you are just full of yourself.

You're kidding me? Someone on the internet doesn't like me?

Off to kill myself!

Also... HAHA Dimebag's dead!

 

[Captain Beard]

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

 

[Liverslapper]

You're kidding me? Someone on the internet doesn't like me?

Off to kill myself!

Also... HAHA Dimebag's dead!

I already knew people were going to make fun of him being dead, that isn't what got to me, it was your mockery Eric.

Keep being a smart ass though, it's cute.

 

[EricT]

You know what else is cute? The way you passionately made love to that life-size dimebag card board cutout till it ripped in half, the way you used to give it to that stuffed dimebag plush doll until it became too crusted, and of course, the cuteness of the way stretch-action dimebag wraps around you and keeps you warm is overwhelming.

 

[Captain Beard]

There's a stretch-action dimebag?

 

[Liverslapper]

You know what else is cute? The way you passionately made love to that life-size dimebag card board cutout till it ripped in half, the way you used to give it to that stuffed dimebag plush doll until it became too crusted, and of course, the cuteness of the way stretch-action dimebag wraps around you and keeps you warm is overwhelming.

Your way to cute. Keep posting please, I'm starting to

 

[Liverslapper]

There's a stretch-action dimebag?

Shhh, let him go on his powertrip.

 

[EricT]

Probably a stretch action dimebag. Considering the man's career, I wouldn't doubt it.

"Glam is going out, what now?" "I dunno, let's just follow trend after trend and eventually we'll have money and you'll be shot on stage and we'll have even more money!" "Sound's splendid!"

 

[Chromatose]

gollllllyyyyyyy Eric, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore

 

[Undefined]

I don't quite get this thread. But I am with Steve 100% because he is the fucking man.

 

[Chromatose]

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

 

[Swabs]

I don't quite get this thread. But I am with Steve 100% because he is the fucking man.

wat? You just took the piss out of the RIP Dime thread on CoBOT, yet you support Steve's efforts to justify his RIP Dime thread over here? I got nothing against steve but man