Rules of Metal

[Death Animal]

http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm

:Smug: Jeah. This is how the system work here.

 

[metal paddy]

http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm

:Smug: Jeah. This is how the system work here.

yep follow them rules and you be the same like paddy :Smokin:

 

[Thoth-Amon]

 

[Zephyrus]

very entertaining

 

[Valerie]

"11. Ask how much Dio got paid for his role as Stuart Little. "

 

[Teh Grimace]

9. Record over their Cannibal Corpse albums with other Cannibal Corpse albums and see if they ever notice the difference.

and

29. Pronounce "Celtic Frost" correctly.

were lol

edit: from the second one -

29. Have 52 metal t-shirts - one for each week of the year.

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[Alongside Death]

"16. Tell them it all sounds the same. "
"46. Refer to metal as "that kill-your-father rape-your-mother stuff."

My friends say the same thing, and it pisses me off

 

[Zephyrus]

"07. The police picture of your ex-vocalist’s suicide must be used for the next album cover."

so true

 

[Ender Rises]

14. Don't be Dani Filth.
16. Don't be Dani Filth.
30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).
73. Don't be Dani Filth. (I think that's clear)
57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.
101. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could have been prancing about in the forest with an axe? For shame! For shaaaaame!!
101 rules of black metal
Too true
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.

Power metal:
50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your sword outside your house!
35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag!
36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag!
37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of Black Metal.

This dude does not like Cradle of Filth

 

[son_of_northern_darkness]

"07. The police picture of your ex-vocalist’s suicide must be used for the next album cover."

so true

I thought it was Euronymous that took the picture

 

[Killbot_Mk.2]

I thought it was Euronymous that took the picture

It was him. It did make a kick ass album cover

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

 

[Henrik Main]

The 131 Rules of a Kerrang Kid was the highlight of the lot

 

[Gory Elephant]

http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm

:Smug: Jeah. This is how the system work here.

I love those lists, even the ones that make fun of the music I like to listen to are hilarious. For some reason I think my absolute favorite is from the Black Metal List:

35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.

Giggle my ass off whenever I read that one (heh!! Just thought of maybe rule #102 for that list: Never admit you "giggle" at something. Exceptionally gay.

Mike.

 

[Alongside Death]

"14. Don't be Dani Filth."
"16. Don't be Dani Filth."
"30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth)."

 

[metal paddy]

I love those lists, even the ones that make fun of the music I like to listen to are hilarious. For some reason I think my absolute favorite is from the Black Metal List:

35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.

Giggle my ass off whenever I read that one (heh!! Just thought of maybe rule #102 for that list: Never admit you "giggle" at something. Exceptionally gay.

Mike.

no poofies thank you :Smokin: :Smokin: :Smokin:

 

[Ender Rises]

The 131 Rules of a Kerrang Kid was the highlight of the lot

Yeah, that was some good stuff
I forget which number but on the black metal list one of them was "sodomize a virgin whore"

 

[Seasonreaper]

Rules Of Extreme Metal:
20. Guitars must be shaped so that they may be used as a grievous weapon.
101. The most important rule of extreme metal: “In order to create art of the most truest form, one must live it.” Kill yourself and die, and only then can you write and perform the most extreme of extreme metal possible.
Rules Of Power Metal:
50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your sword outside your house!
Rules Of Black Metal:
69. Why isn't the word "Northern" in your album title yet!? Get to it! Amateurs...
76. @#%$, I'm talking to myself again.
94. Own every Darkthrone release. Listen to exactly none of them.

 

[cookiecutter]

very good stuff