Satanic Dirge signs to Roadrunner Records

[Opethian666]

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=56935

"Once we heard this brilliant approach to progressive black metal, there was no way we could miss an oppurtunity this good to start a revolution in the oversaturated subgenre of black metal. Satanic Dirge is going to startle the metal scene with their work of genius!"




































If just for a second, one of you took this seriously, my day is made!

 

[Pethical]

oinkness signs to donut king, three times an hour

 

[:Wreath:]

nice one

 

[worldwide_suicide]

ROFL

 

[Hubster]

oinkness signs to donut king, three times an hour

Fucken hell Tom, youre on a roll today man

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

rofl. the first moment i thought it was true.

 

[derbeder]

that would have been the end of roadrunner as we know it

 

[Ermz]

I'm sure they've signed worse

 

[Powers]

Ok, funny thread, shit but funny.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

i cant tell. i never checked satanic dirge

 

[Kenneth R.]

funnier still: i totally bought it. i mean, RR is a label i wouldn't put past it.

 

[Opethian666]

^Haha. I could've made it funnier though with perhaps a few sarcastic articles and a fake website but I was too lazy to work the idea out.

 

[Heckelgruber]

funnier still: i totally bought it. i mean, RR is a label i wouldn't put past it.

PLEASE tell me that you were joking.

 

[Kenneth R.]

nope. 100% serious.

 

[daz436]

funnier still: i totally bought it. i mean, RR is a label i wouldn't put past it.

.

 

[Jon Snow]

Yea, I'm with Ken.

 

[:Wreath:]

I wonder if ole Oink sees this

 

[Opethian666]

I still think it's a shame he got banned. People need a daily dose of idiotic irritation, why do you think they watch soaps? Of course metal_wrath has given us a good deal to sustain our lust for idiocy, but combined with Oink it was kind of the optimal dose.

 

[affinityband]

My heart did skip beat. It actyually did. Bravo.

 

[dishcloth]

For one second, I swear I saw a fly pig...oink