Say something good about each of these countries...

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Someone here needs to change their avatar And their title underneath it
I know the best poets don't create, they steal, but this is gong too far!!
I am the original 'The Dude'. Don't forget it, people!!!

Oh yeah...the thread:

France: Home of the criossant, french bread, garlic, the cappuccino and people eating onions.
Scotland: Where they hate English people and eat pig's bladder.
America: Such a huge, developed place that it produces so much great stuff but so much shit, too.
Italy: A place I love with a girl I...
Spain: Hairy people.
England: A man broke into the Queen's bedroom here years ago, whilst she was in there. I wonder what he did to her in there :Smokedev:
Russia: Russian dolls and where most of our prostitutes come from...apparently
Germany: Kreig De Sterne!! What an ugly language! But I like the word Autobahn, 'cause it's used well in my favourite film.
Finland: I'm sorry, but Finnish people tend to have a slightly "piggish" look about them. But they do drink most nations under the table.
Sweden: Isn't this country called "the boring man of europe" or something?

 

[Gleemonex]

Squeak: Thy Primordial? Do you mean "Primordial"? .. if you do mean them, then they're Irish!

i think Ireland should be on that list too..

Ireland - Irish, Leprechauns, Banshees.. oh and just about everything else!!

 

[mourningstar]

Originally posted by ColdDarkNord
Italy: Florenzia.... u need to visit this town

it's firenze. if you go around asking "sorry, where's florenzia?" they might think you're mispelling a woman's name


France: architecture and art, food, wine
Scotland: david coulthard
America: boston!!
Italy: i'm biased, here...
Spain: the timing: eating and going to bed later...
England: i'm biased here, too...
Russia: i've always been attracted by moscow
Germany: erm, is the fact people spit when they speak a positive thing?
Finland: people's civility and way of thinking, my friend johanna, turku
Sweden: belongs to scandinavia

 

[ColdDarkNord]

Originally posted by mourningstar

Russia: i've always been attracted by moscow

yeah, cos beer cost only 50 cents here!

 

[GreatPhoenix]

Originally posted by Ultima Ibanez Overlord
Someone here needs to change their avatar And their title underneath it
I know the best poets don't create, they steal, but this is gong too far!!
I am the original 'The Dude'. Don't forget it, people!!!

Oh yeah...the thread:

Finland: I'm sorry, but Finnish people tend to have a slightly "piggish" look about them. But they do drink most nations under the table.
Sweden: Isn't this country called "the boring man of europe" or something?

@ the first part.

@the second part: d00d, have you seen the finnish chicks I've seen? I'd give my pinkie toe to move to finland and get some of dat ass!

and if sweden's so boring then why've they got the bestest metal?

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

haha. Sweden is (apparently) so boring that they've also got (or had until very recently) the highest suicide rate in Europe, and I reckon they've got the "bestest" metal 'cause there's fuck all else to do there except sit in their igloos and play metal

 

[nevershine]

Finland: Snow! Oh yes, we have it. This truly is a winter paradise, though I haven't been in Siberia yet (I heard it's a bit cold there)... *mumble mumble*

THIS WEATHER SUCKS ASS!!! except when it's between -1 and -5, which is very often....NOT!

ok. time for bed now...bye bye.

 

[Aecliptica]

wheres canada on taht list! :'(

 

[Misanthrope]

Since when canada has anything good to be said about it?

 

[Bleakest Harvest]

France: the french guy in the Holy Grail
Scotland: Groundskeeper Willy
America: why the fuck did you vote for bush????
Italy: The great Roman Empire
Spain: The worlds most annoying tourists
England: The worlds most rowdy tourists, and the land of the £
Russia: Hammer and Sickle
Germany: WACKEN
Finland: Snow 'n Suicide
Sweden: Metal 'n snow

 

[Bleakest Harvest]

Ireland - Irish, Leprechauns, Banshees.. oh and just about everything else!!

You know Leprechauns dont exist in our culture or mythology, they were invented by American film producers. How annoying.

 

[Bleakest Harvest]

Squeak: Thy Primordial? Do you mean "Primordial"? .. if you do mean them, then they're Irish!

There is a band called Thy Primordial actually and they're not Irish

 

[mourningstar]

Originally posted by ColdDarkNord
yeah, cos beer cost only 50 cents here!

i should drink alot to amortize the expenses of the trip, though
i did something similar in prague...

 

[Wolff]

France - Good wine, sexy women
Scotland - Golf
America - NYC, LA, SF
Italy - Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborgini, Armani
Spain - Barcelona, Mallorca
England - The wit
Russia - The cheap whores
Germany - Porsche's, the humor
Finland - Saunas
Sweden - ABBA

 

[ricochet]

Originally posted by Ultima Ibanez Overlord
Someone here needs to change their avatar And their title underneath it
I know the best poets don't create, they steal, but this is gong too far!!
I am the original 'The Dude'. Don't forget it, people!!!

What. the. fuck.

I've never even seen your avatar/title before. Meh.

 

[Pancakes]

I just thought of something good to say about the U.S.

American beer makes Canadian beer look really good.

 

[Blood and Fat]

Originally posted by Bleakest Harvest
You know Leprechauns dont exist in our culture or mythology, they were invented by American film producers. How annoying.

dear god...

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Originally posted by OpethianSoul
What. the. fuck.

I've never even seen your avatar/title before. Meh.

That's ok. As long as you change it, I won't flush your head down the toilet.
To use an apt paraphrase:
'Let me explain somethin' here; I'm the dude, and that's what ya call me.'