Say what you will about Dream Theater...

i've never really gotten the appeal...i can't really describe why i don't like them, there's just a little too much show-offing, a little too much cheese, a little too much obnoxious vocals
 
fuckin Ipud and Itools man, i still feel like ooooooooh mr. fancyman with his CEE-DEE PLAYER!!! the technological world has left NAD behind.
 
i don't know why but saying "faggot" is at least 50x funnier than just saying "fag."

in vegas a few months ago, me and some friends were discussing the differences between British and American humoUr with ChiefB and JayK. JayK says "hey let me get a fag" reaching for a smoke and my buddy Foamz said "that's not a fag, THAT'S a fag!" as he pointed to me. haha.
 
dude i've never liked schlocky crud like this. also i've never been anything but totally queer.