Scarlett Johansson is tooooo gorgeous!

[Erik]

coincidentally, "meh" and "poop" would be better words to describe the exorcist than whatever highfalutin five dollar words people like to use pretending its some sort of supreme piece of art

 

[NAD]

conan the destroyer makes me weep. it basically fucking sucks

Is that the one with Grace Jones and that big broken off horn thing at the end?

Pretty much all Schwartzisbigger movies suck though, even the good ones. You can judge his films on a U-scale. Like Terminator two suuuuucks, Kindergarten Cop suuuuuuuuuuuucks, and then Red Sonja suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

 

[dorian gray]

re: hostel. not yet but i really like eli roth, the writer/director.
theres some movie coming out in early feb about some chick who babysits at some house in the boonies blah blah blah. anyway, that chick is really hot.

 

[Erik]

fuck that. It has...

ahaha

the WORST part is that dude that is in conan's merry band of warriors that's completely useless and only there for COMIC RELIEF except he's only annoying and terribly unfunny all the time

sux

 

[JayKeeley]

i didn't find it scary. i mean shock factor blah blah aside, it's just not scary on ANY level. which is a real disappointment because everyone (like you) hypes it three fucking tons at any given opportunity.

What's "scary" got to do with it? I'm talking about the movie itself, as an accomplishment in film making. Horror films are an art form all unto themselves, and the whole "fear factor" is left to trollop popcorn shit like Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer (jump out of your seat type cheap thrills cued up against loud sounds).

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Exorcist is an all-time classic. I'm not going to waste time debating it with any a' yous

 

[Erik]

Is that the one with Grace Jones and that big broken off horn thing at the end?

Pretty much all Schwartzisbigger movies suck though, even the good ones. You can judge his films on a U-scale. Like Terminator two suuuuucks, Kindergarten Cop suuuuuuuuuuuucks, and then Red Sonja suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

conan is fucken great for real like

BETWEEN THE TIME WHEN THE OCEANS DRANK ATLANTIS.. AND THE RISE OF THE SONS OF ARYAS

 

[AsModEe]

because it doesn't have the DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL ASPECTS of the first movie obv

I never watched the first one, never cared actually.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

ahaha

the WORST part is that dude that is in conan's merry band of warriors that's completely useless and only there for COMIC RELIEF except he's only annoying and terribly unfunny all the time

sux

4th level rogue.

 

[dorian gray]

haha, eriks command of the english language astounds me. i think the dude actually lives in wyoming or something

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I never watched the first one, never cared actually.

what in the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lurch70]

i am with JK ... that movie drips evil from the very film it was shot on ...
to this day it's as creepy as fuck

 

[AsModEe]

Is that the one with Grace Jones and that big broken off horn thing at the end?

Pretty much all Schwartzisbigger movies suck though, even the good ones. You can judge his films on a U-scale. Like Terminator two suuuuucks, Kindergarten Cop suuuuuuuuuuuucks, and then Red Sonja suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

True Lie rocks though

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

it's better than mine

 

[Erik]

What's "scary" got to do with it? I'm talking about the movie itself, as an accomplishment in film making. Horror films are an art form all unto themselves, and the whole "fear factor" is left to trollop popcorn shit like Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer (jump out of your seat type cheap thrills cued up against loud sounds).

well you were going on about schizophrenic this paranoid that making it sound like its supposedly the kind of movie that should have some sort of emotional impact except "lol that's slightly funny"

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I went to see that Exorcist re-issue in the theater and I thought it was one of the best horror movies I'd seen. Sadly, however, I didn't want to miss any of the movie so I had been holding my piss through the whole thing and finally I had to go to the bathroom near the end of the movie. When I got back, I saw that the little bitch wasn't possessed anymore, I asked my friend "Wtf did I miss" he just sighed and said "Everything, dude, everything". I still don't know what happened.

 

[AsModEe]

4th level rogue.

he couldn't even sap

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

he couldn't even sap

wtf is sap? quit that WoW bullshit talk.

 

[NAD]

Yeah The Exorcist definitely scares me. Not the crazy wild throwup scenes (which are ace), moreso when you see whosits go through her transformation and shit. Other than that, not many movies have truly scared me. Eraserhead was one.

 

[dorian gray]

Exorcist is an all-time classic. I'm not going to waste time debating it with any a' yous

meh, you might as well.