Schadenfreude via Prostitute

[xfer]

so there's a guy i know from back in connecticut who i played on little league and soccer teams and stuff with. and his father was a total fucking absolute definition of "asshole". like, the ONLY memory i have of this dad is him with a beet-red face, bristling moustache, furious eyes, screaming at the top of his lungs at an eight-year-old kid on his son's team who dropped a fly ball. his son was first in his class at the city's high school, and i don't think it was due to natural talent so much as total fear of his wrathful dad.

last night he got ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING A PROSTITUTE, and i'm sure that as the news has spread, the phrase "couldn't happen to a nicer guy" has been used sarcastically 100x as of this writing.

 

[avi]

the father or the son?

 

[xfer]

THE RED-FACED FURIOUS DAD!



i picture him yelling at the crack whore GIT IN MY CAR AND SUCK THIS

 

[lizard]

GIT IN MY CAR AND SUCK THIS

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SUCK DICK, YOU PIECE OF CRAP HO! GODDAMIT! A GUY OUGHTA GET A BETTER BLOW JOB THAN THIS FOR FIVE BUCKS!"

 

[FuSoYa]

Nate Tencza's dad got busted?

Nice!

 

[FuSoYa]

by the way how did you find out?

 

[xfer]

YEAH! THAT'S A LITTLE BETTER NOW YOU WHORE! KEEP GOI--gah! officer!

 

[xfer]

see i knew the red-faced furious description would be instantly recognizable!

i heard from umm Dan who heard from Lisa who heard from Jenna who heard from her mom!

 

[FuSoYa]

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[lizard]

haha - - say have you guys ever heard the audio file of donald duck getting a blow job?

 

[xfer]

DUCKJOB.WAV

and toby, that's the FIRST thing i did. i even tried searching for "tencza meriden" on images to find a red-faced john-shot but no luck.

 

[lizard]

yeah that's it, duckjob. "awww that's it, roll 'em around, roll 'em around..."

 

[ChromeLife]

duckjob is legend.