SERIOUS POST, no bullshit replies please. southern NJ metal band in need of drummer

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i heard he was being a major butt munch

 

[internally grateful]

i wanna be your drummer... too bad i'm no good at the drums hahah

twould be fun, though

thas fo' sho

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'd sign on for the lead guitar position, but I live in Buttfuck, Canada.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i want to do vocals!!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Will's the death vocals... I suppose that you can lend your self described 80s glam vocals to the mix if you asked Will very nicely

 

[Will Bozarth]

we are based in Deptford (Wenonah to be exact), and are willing to travel within 15 - 20 minutes for a practice
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With or without traffic?

without

 

[un...neutered]

must be skilled at the double bass

has good arm coordination


Hmmm...I'm an ambidextrous whacker...*checks off one qualification*
Hmmmmm...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

so much for no bullshit replies

 

[Will Bozarth]

exactly

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Hey now, my drummer is 16 and he can play Death and Morbid Angel... easy to get along with, not racist (at least not in a serious sense), and I'm a good lead guitarist. Only problem is we live 90 minutes north of Will. Oh well... good luck finding someone Will.

But if you ever need someone as a session drummer or something, I bet my drummer would be willing to help you guys out.

Can't wait for Bozzfest this weekend \m/

 

[ThePhilosopher]

Oh yeah, I'll take this time to plug my band's website.

www.sempertyrannis.com

MP3s will be up in about 3 weeks. Enjoy. We play music similar to that of Will's band, a mix of death, thrash, doom, and prog influences, and we're on right before Distorted Mind this coming saturday.