Service: I Will Drink Alcohol That You Pay For

[JeffTD]

Sup dudes! I'm offering a very unique service normally only available to skeezy blondes at bars.

Send me a PM if you're interested, and I will send you my paypal address. You send me money and I will buy beer or whiskey or both with it. It's as simple as that. I won't send you any kind of proof back but you can rest assured knowing that I will get hammered on your dime. This is will only be available for a limited time before I offer the same thing to your friends and guys that buy bottle service, so don't miss out on your chance to get me shitfaced!

 

[Clockwork]

This sounds like a great opportunity!

 

[DeclanWhite]

What's the catch?

 

[FarBeyondMetal]

Sup dudes! I'm offering a very unique service normally only available from skeezy blondes at bars.

 

[rapucore]

Where can I send my money to?

 

[egan.]

Where's my wheatgrass bitch?

 

[cobhc]

Man, it's gotta be pics or GTFO!

But seriously, only beer and whiskey?

 

[He's Dead, Jim]

Does it come with artist presets from Oliver Reed?

 

[aqnimal]

Sup dudes! I'm offering a very unique service normally only available to skeezy blondes at bars.

Send me a PM if you're interested, and I will send you my paypal address. You send me money and I will buy beer or whiskey or both with it. It's as simple as that. I won't send you any kind of proof back but you can rest assured knowing that I will get hammered on your dime. This is will only be available for a limited time before I offer the same thing to your friends and guys that buy bottle service, so don't miss out on your chance to get me shitfaced!

DAMN!! Why didn't I think of that?

 

[JeffTD]

Man, it's gotta be pics or GTFO!

But seriously, only beer and whiskey?

You guys already know what my balls sound like - is that not enough!?

 

[nezvers]

You guys already know what my balls sound like - is that not enough!?

Like cancer?

 

[Mattayus]

If I give you the money to carry out this service, but I don't like the results (i.e. you can't get it up, or you're sick in the front seat of my Focus) can I get my money back?

 

[JeffTD]

If I give you the money to carry out this service, but I don't like the results (i.e. you can't get it up, or you're sick in the front seat of my Focus) can I get my money back?

No. You drive a Ford - you should be used to wasting money.

 

[Mago]

If I send you moolah for 2 bottles of whiskey, do I get to send you money for a sixpack of beer for free?

 

[Skinny Viking]

I'd like to undercut Jeff by offering to not only use the money you send ME to drink beer and rum but in addition to that service I will also then have sex with a random fat girl

you're not gonna find a deal like that anywhere else

also, every 5th person that sends me money gets one of their dollars back ... could YOU be lucky #5???

 

[Jaymz]

PM'd

 

[Sacha]

Dick pics sent

 

[Line666]

Will donate on the promise of you throwing the empties at any bands you happen to be working with and drunkenly shouting abuse at them afterwards.

 

[abt]

@skinny we all know you're going to be doing that anyway
@Line66 we all know Jeff's going to be doing that anyway

 

[Skinny Viking]

Dick pics sent

We can send dick pics?