Sesame Street's anti-Semitic conspiracy!

[Malergion]

*folds arms*

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Malergion]

I....can't...help....bad...cliche....

(*loses*)

So, do you pity the foo' don't know Dean Stockwell?

 

[Captain Beard]

*gets popcorn*

 

[Malergion]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

*cough* Battlestar Galactica *cough*

*swoon*

I think the new (and final) season starts soon.

 

[Malergion]

<_<....you haven't seen the last of me...

 

[Anvil]

There will be no one to stop us, this time.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Malergion]

I'm sorry, Mr. T. I feel like such an ass. You can pity me for a fool if you like.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

Ok, so I was watching Seesame Street this morning ( my shitty TV only gets PBS, so I take what I can get--incidentally, 1+1 makes 2). They had the three little pigs and the Big Bad Wolf on in a segment, and it hit me:

SESAME STREET IS PROMOTING NAZI-ISM through their adaptation of the Three Little Pigs fairy tale.

Let me explain:

The Three Little Pigs represent the public, private, and religious lives of "good Aryans." Being pigs, they are pork, which makes them NOT KOSHER for orthodox Jews.

On to the wolf:

The wolf is a hairy, obnoxious animal with THICK eyebrows ( a standard racist characterization of Jews ). He is also trying constantly to "blow [their] house down," a *blatant* reference to the pastime of certain Israeli government officials. His accent is also suspiciously close to that of the archetypal Manhattan Jew, but that's just icing on the cake of BLATANT RACISM.

Why is the wolf trying to eat the (non-Kosher) pigs, if he is Jewish? Well, that's simple. Even neo-Nazis have a sense of irony.

I think you're reading too much into a children's show.

Get stoned and watch the wonderpets. I believe they have hidden messages (i.e. gangbangs with diseased women, bukkake, jesus christ's return as a mushroom, etc)

 

[Captain Beard]

C IS FOR COOKIE THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

 

[Anvil]

That is... awesome...

 

[Malergion]

I think you're reading too much into a children's show.

Get stoned and watch the wonderpets. I believe they have hidden messages (i.e. gangbangs with diseased women, bukkake, jesus christ's return as a mushroom, etc)

If you cant tell that I was being silly, let me say it for you:

I was being silly. The thread post was a mockery of conspiracy theories in general. FULL OF HOLES, OVERBLOWN AND PRONE TO USING CAPITAL LETTERS WAY TOO MUCH.

Edit: and I will have a giant cookie when I come, David.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm STILL eating the bigger one.

 

[Chromatose]

*high five* for those giant cookies.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*swoon*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and quantum leap is damn awesome. on par with those giant cookies, i daresay.

 

[Chromatose]

And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from cookie to cookie .........

 

[Captain Beard]

This thread brings a tear to me eye. Not unlike the Blarney Stone.