That link Torgoth posted...
my god... for one, it can't be real, especially if that's supposed to be a picture of it because look at how healthy the skin looks, there's no inflammation, blistering, nothing...god but its sick though.
Here's a link I like very much, not quite stupid, but usually pretty funny and always enjoyable:
www.thedissidentfrogman.com <--the best hope for rekindling the centuries old American/French alliance.