Sharon Osbourne...

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May 13, 2002
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Of course all of you know that she has colon cancer and you heard that she's going to get better...but she's not better yet.I just got off of this Otep forum that I registered at and all of these ppl are talking about how sorry they are for Sharon Osbourne.But someone else got some stuff from mtv.com which says that apparently cancerous cells have been found elsewhere in Sharon's body...or something like that...and that she will have to undergo more treatment.Also,she's taking it pretty well,but when Ozzy heard about it,he went into hysterics and had to be given sedatives.Since I'm too damn lazy to report the whole thing over again and too damn lazy even to give you the address of the Otep board,you can just go to mtv.com for more info on this story...oh,and Jack Osbourne had to be treated by a lifegaurd for minor injuries when he hurt his arm while climbing a building or something stupid like that...dumb,fat fuck.
Just thought this would interest someone.
 
I knew SOMETHING would happen to Jack sooner or later.Something has to happen to each member of the family-Ozzy fractured his leg
Kelly(also)fractured her leg
Sharon's got cancer
one of their dogs ran away
Jack hurt his arm
 
The show sucks ass, anyone who watches it probably fists themselves in the asshole while licking the color off a 400 pound black man's nipples.
 
He and his body is so fucked up....tremours and shit...SHARON is quite a brainy person, jack and his capers, the daughter and her ego, the australian nanny who is a hot slut.

hahahah, you can't even write a script like that!!!

FISTING, what has this to do with osbournes , hummmm??
 
I was at the groccery store today and I saw an issue of People magazine or something like that-Sharon was on a part of the cover and there's an article about her having cancer...this is going a bit too far,I think.
 
Sharon Osbourne doing an Oprah-esque daytime talk-show...yeah,I'm sure that one would last a long time:rolleyes: Is there anything that this family doesn't want to get into?Sooner or later,there'll probobly be a Sharon Osbourne Cancer Fund,Jack will become a record producer and he'll take over the Ozzfest and Kelly will come out w/her first full length album instead of just living off of "Papa Don't Preach".Fuck the Osbournes.They were great until they got their own show...
 
I guess Ozzy's still on sedatives...
He probobly doesn't understand regular humna speech,so it's pretty easy for ppl(like Sharon)to communicate deals like that talk show right in front of him but w/out him even knowing.
Poor Ozzy,is he still up for that Teen Choice Award for best personality or whatever it is?
 
hahahahahahaha

wait...how are they gonna do the operation..ohhhhhhhhh...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah