Sharon Osbourne...

I think they did something to that degree when Katie Couric had a colonoscopy... Yeah, I remember her saying she enjoyed it as she lied there with something stuck up her ass. And who could forget how much they publicized the President's colonoscopy? Pretty soon we're going to have a Colon Network.
 
Originally posted by famousamoswillkillyou
but she's turning Ozzy into a fucking sellout. Stupid bitch.

uhhhhh ozzy has always been a sellout. now its just gettin a little bit worse, but the show is 100times more entertaining than any album he has ever put out.
-neal

p.s. jesus quintana!! haha big lebowski fucking rules!
 
Originally posted by retarded penguin
hahahahahahaha

wait...how are they gonna do the operation..ohhhhhhhhh...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

well, I must admit that I love penguins, but retarded comments coming from them on doesn't-matter-whose-illness make me think that some pe-nguins were initially made of shit, not of mud. sorry, but your comment is ugly, and totally not human(and yes, I don't like the show, and Ozzy is a silly fuck-up who doesn't know where his dick is). I don't know why you would laugh if somebody is about to die, probably soon... did you laugh your ass out when Chuck Schuldiner died? :err:
 
I heard that a foot of her colon had to be removed.Also,Sharon's going to have cameras follow her around to her chemotherapy and I believe that will all be on the next season of the Obournes.Wouldn't having cancer be a sort of...I dunno... personal thing for Sharon and the family?So maybe they'd want some privacy or something?I don't know,just a wild guess.And maybe Sharon should be concearned about the affects of chemo.My mother had to have chemotherapy when she had breast cancer(all before I was born,though)and she bought a wig in case her hair fell out.Would Sharon like MTV's cameras around when she started possibly loosing her hair or drastically loosing weight?Was it ever said that she's having her treatment televised because she "wants to help other people who have cancer"?If she really wanted to help ppl w/cancer,she could make a donation to a center for cancer reaserch.No,the whole fucking thing is just for publicity....or maybe it's because of America's fascination with colonoscoies.Maybe Sharon Osbourne will start the Colon Network that we've been discussing:lol: !
Does anyone thing that anyone in the Osbourne family-other than Ozzy-had a life before they got their own show?
 
I would say that all of them are morons, including poor Ozzy... all-together. and the show is idiotical.
though, I don't find the cancer thing, tube-in-the-ass television joke funny.
my mom had cancer twice.
rare are those who survive the colon cancer. and 70 % of us here on this forum will die of it. think of it and have fun.
 
Surgical procedures like that have probobly been televised before on certian medical programs.I bet that if,during Sharon's surgery,Ozzy and the kids are waiting out in the lobby multitudes of ppl will come up to them wanting autographs.Maybe some of them will say "I'm so sorry about Sharon,Ozzy,I hope she gets well soon."but only because they know they have to do that to make it seem like they aren't totally disrespecting the family's privacy.But,hey,Sharon's having the whole the televised,so I don't think she even has respect for her own privacy.She just wants to be all over MTV so bad that she will do anything.At least the kids say that they are getting tired of being followed around by all of the cameras all of the time.And Ozzy just doesn't know what's going on,he's too much of a wasted,doddering old man. Sharon's the one fucking up her kids lives and whoring out her husband's career.
 
Originally posted by neal


uhhhhh ozzy has always been a sellout. now its just gettin a little bit worse, but the show is 100times more entertaining than any album he has ever put out.
-neal

You're nuts...Diary kills anything else from that time era, plain and simple.

He wasn't always a sellout...the last few years, yeah...not ALWAYS. That's just ridiculous!
 
hmm not sure exactly what year that came out. early 80s right? eh metallica or maiden or slayer had a better cd out at the same time.
-neal
 
Originally posted by dreaming neon darkspot
I wonder if anyone stil watches the show,though.You don't here much about it on tv...or is that just because everone's concearned about Sharon's cancer?
Well, I heard the season was over... there was all this talk about whether or not there'd be another. Unfortunately, there will be. *sigh* Poor Ozzy. So fucking senile.
 
the season ended like at least a month ago haha. hey at least his senile antics are caught on tape for me and my friends to watch when we get high.
-neal
 
Yeah,the Osbournes would be a good show to watch when you were high...maybe you could understand what Ozzy is saying...
Yep,another season of that show.I heard that Aimee Osbourne may be in the show this time.I wonder how that would turn out *ponder*.
 
Sharon's father,Don Arden,will be on the next season of the Osbournes?Shit...Maybe it's just to be w/Sharon after her chemothreapy,I think that would be the only reason for him to want to see her again.Or maybe he's just desperatley poor or wants to get on tv and that's the easiest way to do it.Seems like everyone's crawling out of the woodwork to be on that show.Could that explain Jack and Kelly's multitude of new friends wanting to come over to the house to play air hockey at 1 in the morning?