Shitty, dumb, immature gore death metal lyrics thread

[Trylakos]

I was cleaning my comp and I found a bunch of gorey DM lyrics I made for a joke band and I laughed at how retarded and shitty they, I shall post a few but the good ones are in another castle.




Untitled:
it is very cold
inside my asshole
8 hours since I died
from a rotten assride

beat the stupid bitch
with a trailer hitch
spewing out all her guts
just so I can fuck her butt

her ass was decayed
she fucked with a blade
bit on my cock
urge to pelt with rocks

held up as a lantern
no longer human
no one could save her
I am drooling


her ass was decayed
she fucked with a blade
bit on my cock
urge to pelt with rocks

the bitch had AIDS
I know have it too
blood and ripped flesh
mixed into my goo

untitled 2:
Raping with a hacksaw
the children see no light
the meat is now black and raw
chopped with my knife

Semenate on the dead
Father is now finally fed
smashed in with in axe
spewing out exlax gas

there is no obligation
gory, rotten, sex temptation
served together as spahgetti
under age vaginal shedding

Born to kill, Porno thrill,sodomize their eyes
Sharpen steel,skin must peel,anal abuse surprise

You scream, I scream, mine is maniacal laughter
you run, I cum,human body splatter

figure once of beauty
jaw hangs off loosely
now served as moosemeat
Megadeath is my feat

Born to kill, Porno thrill,sodomize their eyes
Sharpen steel,skin must peel,anal abuse surprise

 

[Doom]

5 stars

 

[Trylakos]

I remember I made a Terri Shiavo rape song, but felt bad because I found out she died while I was writing it.

the best one I made was a song called "Botched Surgery Blessings" will have to dig it out

 

[lizard]

and this is different from the genre's typical lyrics how, again??

 

[Trylakos]

and this is different from the genre's typical lyrics how, again??

it isn't thats the point

I mostly made it for people to share retarded lyrics they made if they have any

 

[Trylakos]

gay parody on shampoo bottle instructions

Bat Her! Lynch! Repeat:




underground sewer, is where I went tonight
testicles skewered, with my butcher knife
a burning hot iron, scolding flesh from the head
artificially heated vagina, genitals are burnt and red

willingly detached your tits, took mere minutes to hack you to bits
pubic hairs are set aflame, extremely turned on by your pain
sat a girl down on a chair, ask her if she'd like a donair
she told me no, so I berid of her prescious nose

hammers to the hands, so they are inoperable
stabbed my dick in your eyes, dislocate your spinal cable
you chewed on my glans, and now forks are involved in foreplay
pressed deep into your ass, laughing at your despondency

BAT HER! LYNCH! REPEAT!
BAT HER! LYNCH! REPEAT!
removal of the larnyx through scrotum related means
BAT HER! LYNCH! REPEAT!
BAT HER! LYNCH! REPEAT!
felt the need to sever your head, to stop the chronic screams


a morning star, can go far, up into your anus
but a claymore, gives pain more, its delightfully heinous

eyeballs ripped from thier sockets, so I can fit my cock in
spinal tap achieved by forced surgery,my hands are the cause of the murdering
head detached from its familiar spot, orgy of corpses begin to rot
jaw is absent and lodged in your chest,just like my fingers are pulling off your breasts

maggots consume the genitals of unsuspecting people
most of the time a writhing snake is shoved in the pee hole
My penis it fires in spurts, filling in wounds that already hurt
abortion is needed for those that are living,distortion of humans that are constantly bleeding

 

[Trylakos]

bonus hilariously bad keyboard song from 2 years ago.

http://download.yousendit.com/69F755865C1CBCEC

 

[cthulufhtagn]

removal of the larnyx through scrotum related means

haha bravo

 

[E-bortion]

none of it was funny... except for
"served together as spaghetti
under age vaginal shedding"

!

 

[unhinged]

I used to write lyrics like that when I was about 14

then I had sex with a girl and didn't feel like it anymore

 

[Doom]

a morning star, can go far, up into your anus
but a claymore, gives pain more, its delightfully heinous

I thought this was funny, and actually quite clever!

 

[Trylakos]

I used to write lyrics like that when I was about 14

then I had sex with a girl and didn't feel like it anymore

yeah I was about 13 when I did this, thanks to Cryptopsy and Cannibal Corpse and thought being as disturbing as possible was funny

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lolz

 

[Demonspell]

I got decent laughs from some of the deliberately awful lines thrown in..."now forks are involved in foreplay" and "most of the time a writhing snake..." stand out.

 

[The Uppance Has Come]

"From Destruction To The Farplane"

Don't worry I'll carve your child up real nice for you
After I suffocate you until your face turns blue
Looks like now you cannot sue what a shame
Looks like I am to blame

Okay little one I'll make a quick incision
Followed by his brains division
It's time for your lobotamy
I embelish in your crimson sodomy

Your bitch is dead and so are you
Butchered in the womb you never saw the light of day

You never saw the light of day
You see the darkness of purgatory
The first chapter of your life is endless
Endless and miserable

If your judgement is ever in hell I hope to see you there
So I can delight myself again...end your life again and again!

Your bitch is dead and so are you
Butchered in the womb you never saw the light of day
From destruction to the farplane and you're their forever x2

 

[cthulufhtagn]

you kind of misuse embellish there

 

[Trylakos]

why did you search up this thread for this? Make this thread die please

 

[dorian gray]

you kind of misuse embellish there

x 4

 

[dill_the_devil]

Stop, Trylakos has a REAL FUCKING PROBLEM WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

 

[dorian gray]

YOUR'RE