Shitty fucktard band!!!

[Parasite]

I know that it's a joke. I'm just saying that it's going to look bad when someone who hasn't heard Farmercan comes here, and see a bunch of threads about how shitty they are.

 

[nevershine]

 

[Downfall]

my cat's name is mittens

Miss Hoover, my worm went into my mouth and I ate it. Can I have a new one?

 

[tooled]

JUST SUCK IT!

 

[nevershine]

FARMAKON RAWKS!
I love you and your music!
You are my Idols!
I'm a Farmakon groupie!
My ass belongs to them!
Toni & Lassi are the best Guitarist Ever! (and sexy!)
Riku is the best drummer ever!
Marko can't sing nor play bass, but damn he look good!

How you can play so fast!? You're like Children of Bodom x10 !!!! (with speed)
You make the At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, Opeth, Patton and all look like impotent needle dicks!
You are just DIVINE!
OMG! I think I'm gonna faint now...
Can't wait to see your gigs!
If you let me on backstage I will bring you alot of great looking women for you!
It's like magic... anywhere I go... if I see a stunning woman, I just say "FARMAKON!" and they wet their pants and bend over... !

YOU ARE GODS!!!

If only that were true...

 

[Windom Pearl]

NO! And anyone who plays even 0,5X Children of Bodom gets booted instantly, no questions asked.

 

[nevershine]

THAT'S true.

 

[Windom Pearl]

Correct.

Shredding --> Teh Boots.

 

[Windom Pearl]

Yess. In a very dynamic way. Have no idea where to get ARMY boots though. I may have to use my own.

 

[nevershine]

Amoebas main riff = shred. Now do I get my boots?

 

[nevershine]

Yeehaw!!!

 

[Yetti]