Stolen from the Bruno BB. Posted by the great gor.
You're the DJ at a party. Which 3 songs will you play for sure?
I'd play "Highway to Hell" from AC/DC, Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" and Rainbow's "Stargazer".
If you could be a historic person, who would you like to be?
Winston Churchill but only if he shed a few pounds first!
If TV would show a live Death Penalty Execution, would you watch?
No, I wouldn't.
What is more dangerous, a schitzophrenic dentist or a fatal woman?
Without second thoughts, a fatal woman!
Describe your school years. Were you a good student?
Eeer... no!
What is your biggest fear?
Failure.
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
I'd rather be deaf.
Do you believe in God?
I believe he may exist...
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes, in Texas, but they withdrew the charges, as I was innocent.
You're performing on stage, while below yawning reigns. How do you react?
I'd probably go down in the arena with the mike turned on and try to piss them off, so that they wake up!
Somebody you love dearly is murdered and you know the killer's identity. What do you do?
Unfortunately, I'd have to notify the police, disregarding any instictive feelings that would come over me at the begining!
What's the weirdest place you took a piss?
Eeeer, let me think... This one time I met a girl in Florida, who wanted me to do it on her! I don't know why she liked it, but I did it and it seemed really weird and funny. It's the only time I've done that in my life!
What's in your pockets right now?
Hang on... 6 pounds and 20 pence, that's all!
At which part of the planet would you like to travel?
I'd like not to travel, but to livein the bottom of the ocean, because I've never been there!
Aliens visit you and they invite you over at their planet. Would you go?
Yes, I would, although I'd expect them to be very advanced. I think that anymeeting with aliens would be disasterous, they'd have us as their pets! I believe that any alien civilization that would come in contact with us, would very unlikely be more primitive than us.
You're the DJ at a party. Which 3 songs will you play for sure?
I'd play "Highway to Hell" from AC/DC, Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" and Rainbow's "Stargazer".
If you could be a historic person, who would you like to be?
Winston Churchill but only if he shed a few pounds first!
If TV would show a live Death Penalty Execution, would you watch?
No, I wouldn't.
What is more dangerous, a schitzophrenic dentist or a fatal woman?
Without second thoughts, a fatal woman!
Describe your school years. Were you a good student?
Eeer... no!
What is your biggest fear?
Failure.
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
I'd rather be deaf.
Do you believe in God?
I believe he may exist...
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes, in Texas, but they withdrew the charges, as I was innocent.
You're performing on stage, while below yawning reigns. How do you react?
I'd probably go down in the arena with the mike turned on and try to piss them off, so that they wake up!
Somebody you love dearly is murdered and you know the killer's identity. What do you do?
Unfortunately, I'd have to notify the police, disregarding any instictive feelings that would come over me at the begining!
What's the weirdest place you took a piss?
Eeeer, let me think... This one time I met a girl in Florida, who wanted me to do it on her! I don't know why she liked it, but I did it and it seemed really weird and funny. It's the only time I've done that in my life!
What's in your pockets right now?
Hang on... 6 pounds and 20 pence, that's all!
At which part of the planet would you like to travel?
I'd like not to travel, but to livein the bottom of the ocean, because I've never been there!
Aliens visit you and they invite you over at their planet. Would you go?
Yes, I would, although I'd expect them to be very advanced. I think that anymeeting with aliens would be disasterous, they'd have us as their pets! I believe that any alien civilization that would come in contact with us, would very unlikely be more primitive than us.
