Shutdowns

Dazed and Brutal

Yall About to Witness
May 16, 2006
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For you veterans of the forum, i guess, howdy!

Anway, I would like to hear the chronicles of the shutdown. Those who have been the victim of a snitch, caught in the act, or just plain made aloof by another. Situations to an explanation or a response renders nothing but a deeper grave. However, that doesn't mean I want to hear some sob story about the lost heart throb, humor is crucial.

As for me, about a year ago my grandmother walked in on me railing my now ex girlfriend from the rear, dawgy if you will. When approached the next day, mind you I ate dinner with the women that night, my grandmother asked me what I was doing. Forgetting she was not senile yet, I claimed that we were "changing". She responded, "sodomy is a sin". Yea, no answer to that one.
 
I'm typically on the giving end of these types of things. I'd post specific ones if I could remember, but my mind is kind of hazy from alcohol.