I have been having quite the shitty run of life lately, so I went and drove for a while. I went by a movie theater and pulled what I normally never do, the old 'let's just walk up and see what's playing' routine. I had seen previews of this and I thought they were mildly promising, so I decided on that.
I got in while the previews were going (Could Mission:Imposible III look any worse? I doubt it... ) So I did catch the beginning of this thing...and god, what a friggin' waste. This thing was so bad from the very beginning, just a bunch of non-sensical bullshit. I started an infectious chorus of yawning every five minutes which was rightfully followed by at least 7 people.
The only redeemable thing about this movie was the effects. And lets be honest, nowadays those types are really nothing special anymore. This movie was laughable (unintentionable) at numerous parts. It could have taken a completely different turn and made it worthwile if they only had Radha Mitchell and the female cop start having some hard-core lesbian action during a couple very dike-appropriate moments. But instead, they sadly cut away to another scene.
In closing, after numerous looks at my watch for the time and giving it the maximum 90 minutes I could physically take, I got up and left while the movie was still going. I have no idea of the ending and could care less.
What a piece of dogshit. Don't waste your money.
I got in while the previews were going (Could Mission:Imposible III look any worse? I doubt it... ) So I did catch the beginning of this thing...and god, what a friggin' waste. This thing was so bad from the very beginning, just a bunch of non-sensical bullshit. I started an infectious chorus of yawning every five minutes which was rightfully followed by at least 7 people.
The only redeemable thing about this movie was the effects. And lets be honest, nowadays those types are really nothing special anymore. This movie was laughable (unintentionable) at numerous parts. It could have taken a completely different turn and made it worthwile if they only had Radha Mitchell and the female cop start having some hard-core lesbian action during a couple very dike-appropriate moments. But instead, they sadly cut away to another scene.
In closing, after numerous looks at my watch for the time and giving it the maximum 90 minutes I could physically take, I got up and left while the movie was still going. I have no idea of the ending and could care less.
What a piece of dogshit. Don't waste your money.