Simpsons Quote Opportunities

[dorian gray]

terrible thread but here goes:
yersterday i saw this guy at work and he was telling me how he works double shifts with only three or four hours of sleep in between.
so, of course, i said, "kinda like when homer had two jobs? he came home from one, got in bed, and his alarm clock immediately went off and he went to his other job. remember?"
i wish i could post a pic of his face here. imagine cricket noises.
me: "dude. simpsons? homer simpson? never mind."
it was a great opportunity though.

btw: i worked over 24 fucken hours straight. monday 6:40 to this morning at 6:53. i have a terrible headache and im not sure what day or time it is.

 

[NAD]

i work in simpsons quotes probably 10 times a day in normal everyday conversation.

 

[dorian gray]

i figured youd appreciate................................so, tell a good one eh? im bored.

 

[NAD]

You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes"
You make numerous threatening references to the UN and
at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over
and over again.

my friend said this when he suggested another grammatically challenged friend try for a writing gig for some magazine.

 

[dorian gray]

gotcha. im waiting for an opportunity to say, "i wish god was alive to see this." which is perhaps the best line OF ALL TIME.

 

[NAD]

hahahaha oh man yeah i gotta work that in someday.

i've used the "if it up to me you'd live forever! but tell that to Killy McGee up there!" one a few times in proper context though.

 

[dorian gray]

i dont remember that one. i fail!

 

[E-bortion]

You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes"
You make numerous threatening references to the UN and
at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over
and over again.

my friend said this when he suggested another grammatically challenged friend try for a writing gig for some magazine.

best simpsons quote ive heard here. momatoes, bahaha

 

[dill_the_devil]

My girlfriend usually manages to work 'And I'll be laughing. Laughing from my grave...' into at least three conversations a day, and I can usually cheer myself up with a quick rendition of the 'Moe Moe Moe! Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me" song...

 

[NAD]

must. kill. moe.
WHEE!!!
must. kill. moe.
WHEE!!!

 

[dill_the_devil]

LMFAO - I love that episode.

"Hawaii? Who's going to Hawaii? Moe? Am I going to Hawaii?"

"Stop saying Hawaii in there!"

 

[mousewings]

"tastes like burning" --Ralph
^^ I use that sometimes.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

"the bread was....."
"ruff!"
"oh you always say "ruff", can't you think of something better?"
"chewy?"

that pretty much killed me the first time i saw it

 

[NAD]

hahahahaha "chewy" i love that shit.

"i play a millionaire at parties! well, i'd like to."

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Ralph: My cats breath smells like catfood.

Ralph: That's my sandbox im not allowed in the deep end.

Ralph: Look in the tunk
Lisa: i think he means trunk

Ralph: Ms. Hoover, my worm crawled into my mouth and then I ate it, can I have another one?
Ms. Hoover: No Ralph there are no other worms, you just goto sleep now ok
Ralph: YAY! sleep thats where im a viking!

 

[Tranquillian]

Ralph: That's my sandbox im not aloud in the deep end.

Groan.

 

[MFJ]

OMFG tranqilian wtf is ur problme w/ grammrar adn stuf, stfu

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Bonjeewer, yeh cheese-eatin' surrendah monkeys!

 

[NAD]

wtf pyrus?!

 

[Tranquillian]

OMFG tranqilian wtf is ur problme w/ grammrar adn stuf, stfu

No. Well, maybe.