Since I'm bored, I'll introduce myself...

I wish I had no shoulders. Then I'd look like a penguin. And then the police would stop arresting me for having sex with penguins in the zoo.

Karen- I live in a really dull, boring place outside of Glasgow, in good ol' Scotland. Even though I'm Scottish, I do not wear a kilt. Because we can't afford them. We're poor. So I have to wear my mother's old sunday dresses instead.

Troy- I'd love to tell you how much your signature scares me. But alas, there are not enough words in the English language to make this possible.