Sit or Stand

[NeonBlack69]

ooo ooo that means me!

Extra cheese, please.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

stand all the way. you can get massive spreadage.

 

[Dead Winter]

OMG Kriggy, that was fuckin' hilarious.

Now, it only begs the next question: front to back or back to front?

 

[derek]

I like to employ the "hired Mexican" approach.

OMG Kriggy, that was fuckin' hilarious.

Now, it only begs the next question: front to back or back to front?

Depends on gender.

 

[Captain Beard]

Not unless you like pooballs. Both, (starting with front to back) to cover area is best.

 

[derek]

You can lift the balls and still execute the maneuver cleanly.

 

[Captain Beard]

Not if the poo mushes easily. Therefore I go the safe route.

 

[derek]

I enjoy risk-taking.

 

[Dead Winter]

Live life on the wild side.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Stand.


P.S - baby wipes are your butts best friend. Especially during bouts of diarrhea. You only need to use one or two for each poo session and it leaves you extra clean. Especially good for carrot and corn poo.

 

[Dead Winter]

That is the coolest thing ever...hot chicks talking about pinching a loaf.

 

[Captain Beard]

She's slowly joining the dark side. The boys in IRC didn't even flinch earlier when I told them I was shitting and it stank, whilst using the laptop.

 

[derek]

She's my wife, so politely refrain from calling her hot, unless you want a fight.

 

[Dead Winter]

Now see, there you go again. I can't tell whether you're using your trademark dry humor or you really are serious and the both of you are just living apart.

Damn you and your sense of humor!

 

[derek]

I auditioned for a wife a few weeks ago on UM, and BWN turned out to be the oustanding candidate.

 

[Dead Winter]

...and why wasn't I informed of this?

OOOOOOOHHHHH IIIIIIII SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE.

The new guy who's really one of the oldest regulars who happens to be younger than his appearance just isn't good enough to receive a notice or anything? Not even a "Hey, Chris, just so you know..." or anything?

I now know where I stand with all of you.

I'm gonna go eat pop rocks and drink coke now.

 

[Captain Beard]

I have my mask fitted and ready for the drunken sex refereeing. I'm not installing your guide rails until the day before the wedding.

 

[derek]

Hmmm.

I may have to test them out the day before. A dry-run, if you get me.

 

[derek]

...and why wasn't I informed of this?

OOOOOOOHHHHH IIIIIIII SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE.

The new guy who's really one of the oldest regulars who happens to be younger than his appearance just isn't good enough to receive a notice or anything? Not even a "Hey, Chris, just so you know..." or anything?

I now know where I stand with all of you.

I'm gonna go eat pop rocks and drink coke now.

 

[Dead Winter]

Don't ask because I don't even know what that means...