Sit or Stand

[EricT]

Sit. I stand all day, so I chose to sit right now.

 

[Ryan VH]

i see how it is. you condemned the people who do neither for the poll

 

[Captain Beard]

Because you don't count.

 

[Ryan VH]

does it count that i played guitar while i shat before and then used the guitar neck to wipe my ass?

 

[derek]

 

[Captain Beard]

No, that makes you stupid.

 

[Anvil]

No, that makes you stupid.

Stupid, yet resourceful.

 

[Karmic]

slimy, yet satisfying

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I auditioned for a wife a few weeks ago on UM, and BWN turned out to be the oustanding candidate.

Outstanding = talks of poo and Star Trek.

 

[Nightshade]

Not unless you like pooballs.

Pooballs -- is that anything like Pooh Sticks?

 

[Lunar Still]

I fucking love you guys.

And I stand.

 

[El Stormo]

I never need to wipe my ass. My shit always smells of spring flowers and baby kitten tears.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

wow, after reading this entire thread... how do I reply.


+ :zombie:

 

[El Stormo]

You know, for all the people who feel intimidated or dwarfed by another person's presence and want that to stop, there's an easy cure: imagine that person sitting on the crapper and wiping the shit off his own asshole. That usually puts a person's overwhelming presence back into perspective ^_^

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ you just reminded me the time when I was maybe 8-10 years old and hanging with my friends. We were flipping through those "teen" magazines
that were full of "HOTTIES" (yuk) teen idols: and of course, the pre-teen we were, we were all over them...
then one of my friends said: "can you imagine Jordan sitting on the toilet and poop?"

haha, what a revelation!

 

[El Stormo]

*tries not to imagine Kate Beckinsale wiping the shit off her own asshole*

*fails*

So you see, kids, this maneuver has drawbacks too.

 

[Metal head87]

hee hee

EDIT:
I'm curious... how the hell do you sit and wipe?

How do you stand to wipe?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

on the other hand, would you consequently consider people who get erotic pleasure from scat to be only truly loving EVERY PART of their lovers?

 

[lad]

Sit. Seems to make more sense.

 

[El Stormo]

on the other hand, would you consequently consider people who get erotic pleasure from scat to be only truly loving EVERY PART of their lovers?

Mmmmnot really, no.