Sit or Stand

[RedKef]

my mom has this french thing that shoots water up your as to clean it. Only the french.

 

[Metal head87]

my mom has this french thing that shoots water up your as to clean it. Only the french.

Bidets.

 

[El Stormo]

It's called a bidet. Pronounced [beeday] for you Americans.

 

[perniciosa]

The Japan's "high-tech toilets" shoot water as well, they also warm up the sit. Probably they have even more useless functions. I personally wait for the one which can be sent to school to write an exam to come out...

Oh and btw I stand

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

I sit because standing is for ...people that want to stand?

Oh, and im obsessive about leaving the toilet seat down when im done for some reason, I dont even realise I do it, and I dont think I have ever left it up. Every other bloke I know is like "uhh.. those things can go down?" but me, I always do it, instinctively.

Am I insane?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i sit for the initial wipe, just because i don't want anything falling or dripping while i stand up. then its standing all the way from that point

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

sit. wtf is wrong with all you ppl?

 

[Metal head87]

I still don't understand how people could stand.

 

[derek]

Indeed.

 

[Dead Winter]

What kind of standing?

Are we talking standing straight up or something, or are we talking balancing yourself while you hoist yourself off the seat? This whole thing is quite disturbing.

 

[Metal head87]

on the other hand, would you consequently consider people who get erotic pleasure from scat to be only truly loving EVERY PART of their lovers?

Not really. Coprophiliacs, or whatever the scat lovers are called, are into the poop, but doesn't mean they necessarily are too crazy about the pooper.

 

[Dead Winter]

I find it somewhat odd, yet fascinating that you know the scientific term for people who like brown showers.

This forum rules.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

wtf is so hard to understand about standing!?!
You stand up, feet 2ft or so apart.
take your left hand and spread those cheeks!
wipe that shit up till the grease is all gone.

 

[El Stormo]

Why stand if you can sit?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Why stand if you can sit?

you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass

 

[Dead Winter]

"Oh God, I can actually HEAR you getting fatter."

"Fat guy in a little coooooaaaat..."

"Rooooooaaaaaaaadddddddsssssss. ROW-ADS..."

 

[Lunar Still]

you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Krigloch - Magic Missile Nuts again.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

lololololol someone with bad reputation attempted to neg rep me for this thread BUT THEY CANT. That tickles me.

 

[El Stormo]

you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass

You... the... I...

Hmmm. I am left speechless.

 

[Chromatose]

I stood up and tried to wipe.

my anus was too deeply buried in my cheeks to reach in there to clean, I shoved in the toilet paper but it got stuck. I don't get it.