Six G's

[PlatypusJesus]

I would just like to confirm what I said above as the truth.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The truth and nothing but the truth.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

So help me invisible tyrant in the sky.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*Places hand on bible* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haha Bible. The new torture weapon.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*Gets struck by lightning* Okay, I'm done.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hah i bow to your superior postwhoring skills

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yes, I am the Postwhore Lord, and I shall prove it.

 

[Iris]

Yes, I am the Postwhore Lord, and I shall prove it.

You already did..

-x-
Iris

 

[PlatypusJesus]

There, it has been proven true.

 

[Incendiare]

Congrats, Neal.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No, Iris, I proved that I was a post-whore, but not THE Post-whore Lord. But I have now proven that I am THE Post-whore Lord. For that proof, look right above my avatar.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Congrats, Neal."
Little behind there, aren't you buddy? YYYYYYEEEEHAAAWWWWWW *rides off into the sunset*.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haha wow, truly inspiring for postwhores around the world

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Are you implying that my sister is NOT a metalhead? If so, I'm going to start preparing the garlic sauce.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha i think he did implie that pyrus

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Bring it on, bitch. Oh wait, I'm also a vampire. Damn it. *forgets that the sun is still out, and runs outside* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I just looked up what you said you would do with the garlic. I must say that that is a very creative way to use garlic.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I really don't see how you are going to do that to me though, since this is the internet and not real life.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

are you saying that there is a life beyond this screen?!?!