So I had a dream last night

[MajestikMøøse]

and in it, I realized that I had to poop.

so I got to a toilet, sat down and did my thing

and I pooped

and pooped

and pooped

and pooped

and pooped....




until I thought it was physically impossible to poop more, I got up


and then I realized

I had to poop more.

so I ran back to the toilet

and pooped

and pooped

and pooped

and pooped

and pooped

I think this "get up" and then run back and poop more might have happened a few more times

so I just pooped more.


and then eventually I woke up, and oddly enough upon awakening I did not have to poop at all.



how bizarre.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think Freud would probably have a heart attack with this one.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

that dream sounds fantastic

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Actually it depends on what kind of pooing it was. If it was like diarrhea or constipation it would suck, but otherwise it would be grand

 

[MajestikMøøse]

it was like... a fountain gushing from my anus...

 

[AsModEe]

when you dream, your brain has a way to prevent yourself from doing any movement in reaction from something occuring in your dreams. There's a way to disable that function though by removing a certain part of the brain, and that's how we discovered animals also dream (the cat was dreaming of running after a mouse and was really running and attacking an imaginary mouse)

 

[Chromatose]

Then how do you explain sleepwalking? or Sleep eating? Perhaps these people dream of eating and then EAT

 

[AsModEe]

I should get back to my psychology books, but they were explained in the same way, the brain forgot to prevent the body from doing anything while sleeping.

 

[derek]

Sleep theory is beyond complicated.

I'd say mind-activation due to lack of stimuli, but a plethora of theories exist.

 

[Anvil]

Are you sure your bed wasn't full of poop when you woke up?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

there was just as much poop in my bed this morning as multiple sex partners in your bed this morning

 

[derek]

I'm not sure how 14 black dudes and their mothers translates into poop, in this metaphor.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Where is Cara when you need her

 

[tered]

I think I read this in a Dr. Seuss book before! :zombie:

 

[Reminiscence]

I don't recall ever seeing a thread made by the M00z.

 

[Anvil]

Haha. So thats a lot, Matt?

 

[Necromunchkin]

Shit thread




















budumching.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well, since you have no "multiple sex partners" there was none.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Well we know he has at least 2

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well, those big burly black men of his don't count