so i was on the bus to CT today and...

Baliset

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this old lady got on in manchester and started walking down the aisle looking for a seat. By this time most of the seats were filled but a good number of people, myself included, had seats to ourselves with our bags on the seats next to us. So as she gets closer to my area of the bus she loudly exclaims "There's nobody who has a seat for me! They all ahve a bag on the open seats!" So upon hearing this i proceed to take my large and heavy bag and put it on my lap to clear the seat next to me. She walks right past me and proceeds to exclaim again "Nobody wants me to sit down! There's no seats!"

Apparently I am also repulsive to old ladies desperate for a seat on buses.