MajestikMøøse;5758785 said:I'm far more desperate than the rest of you, and I have documents to prove it.
*looks to the left* location: gothenburg, sweden
nice try.
if i were black i would mary a white model. black men married with white women have good taste in women, black men married with sexy black women also have good taste in women, black men married to skinny anorexic asian women have bad taste in women
MajestikMøøse;5758785 said:I'm far more desperate than the rest of you, and I have documents to prove it.
I was wearing a David Bowie shirt yesterday and this black kid checking us out at the supermarket started a conversation about it.
Kid: "Hey I like your shirt"
Me: "Thanks, it's David Bowie"
Kid: "That's a GUY?!" Wow"
Me: "Well, it's an honest mistake. And he has worn his share of make up..."
Kid: "He's still alive? Make up huh? Weird!"
Me: "Still alive. And married to a model. A black model"
Kid: "What the FUCK?"
the horror! no seriously!Whenever I wear a Nevermore T-shirt there always has to be someone to come up to me and say something like "So I see you like metal. You must have seen Hammerfall (or COB or some other shit band) the last time they played in Ljubljana. Have you?"