so in our new yard there is something that looks like

[TheNewChupe]

a makeshift tombstone? it's in the part of the yard that's by the creek, at the foot of some tall trees and is basically two stones with one as a base and one set upright. gah, should've had pictures. i'll take some and try and get one uploaded tomorrow.
we thought it could be a pet grave, which will no doubt come to life and crawl out of the ground every full moon.

also, we have these outside lights that light up the trees from underneath adn make them look like the blair witch trees.
also^2, i planted a piece of sprouting garlic to see if it would grow. which i'm sure it won't, but still.

 

[TheNewChupe]

ok, here's a pic i already had online that you can barely see it in.

 

[deadair]

we want a hottub

 

[TheNewChupe]

i knew that would come up if i put that pic up.
FOCUS PLZTHX.


do we dig up whatever's there?
(fusoya troll post)

 

[minxnim]

wtf

 

[TheNewChupe]

another:

 

[avi]

one of the first things I'm doing when I get a house is to build a sauna

 

[The Dope]

Nice deck. But I'd say that the only way to tell if it really is a grave is to dig it up. And then if it actually were a grave, you'd probably feel kind of weird about disturbing some long-dead pet's final resting place. It's situations like this that just go to show that all graves should be properly marked with words and everything to avoid confusion.

 

[minxnim]

why don't you ask the real estate agent what it is? that is unless there are no previous inhabitants left LIVING for the agent to ask about it, then that's a sign to not move there.

 

[0sm0se]

Dig it up what's the worst that could happen? Maybe wake the living dead or invoke the curse of a poltergeist? I say no problem, we have plenty of documentaries on both of those matters. Just be happy that is part of the reason you got the house for the price you got it for.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Are you going to chop that tree in the second pic down for christmas?

 

[lizard]

I'm concerned that there are large patches of area with no grass....perhaps indicative of the fact that that may not be a lone grave, but only one of MANY. Keep in mind there are serial killers everywhere that never get caught

xoxoxoxoxox

 

[FuSoYa]

hmmm the fact that it's there is really charming... i would say don't dig it up, because there's probably no chance it's a human/fetus/whatever, which means it's probably a pet grave which is just really CUTE and SWEET.

 

[TheNewChupe]

i got updated pics, but forgot the usb cable

and no digging will be done. whatever's there i don't want to know.
but the new pics make it a bit more obvious that the stones were placed there specifically.

 

[minxnim]

hm i bet it's a pet.

 

[TheNewChupe]

not jimmy hoffa?

 

[minxnim]

hm no i think they wouldnt mark the grave, ya know?

 

[minxnim]

but i mean it doesnt mean it's not haunted or something. it could be a pet dinosaur or a pet evil face eating dogbat.

 

[inkybmistro]

are you afraid to go near it or something?

 

[TheNewChupe]

i just thought my first owned possible gravesite was post worthy.