So, my wife is leaving me...

[NAD]

...for a few weeks, to go visit family in Germany. This will be our longest time apart in nearly 7 years of being together, which is good timing because we've both been driving the other one a bit nuts for a few months now.

I told her I was going to do one Really Stupid Thing while she was gone, and I'm gathering ideas. Thoughts?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Write your ass off.... literally

 

[Vittra]

LET'S DO THIS FOR CARROLL SHELBY!

 

[refraction]

Poop in the air... so it just floats around or what? That would be an incredibly stupid thing to do.

 

[Hell Mike]

play all zelda and final fantasy games naked and lsiten to death metal

 

[Ellestin]

buttsecks

 

[neal]

 

[NAD]

I tried to watch that last night!

The disc was cracked in half.

play all zelda and final fantasy games naked and lsiten to death metal

A++++ idea, will definitely do all that.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I would fuck a hot black girl with a huge ass then smoke an ounce of weed and buy a fan and point it towards my balls and sit there for 45 minutes while reading romantic literature.

 

[MFJ]

Definitely heroin

 

[ChaosLee]

Kill someone. Throw a raging party. Try to pretend the dead person is really alive (ala Weekend At Bernie's) and see if you can get him laid. Guaranteed fun.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Drive to Los Angeles and have a pint with me. That would be pretty crazy.

 

[NAD]

So, I finally watched this movie.



Bought my own copy a few days later.

 

[neal]

yeh man that cave with the crazy evil looking altar with all the crucified jesuses and they're all flogging themselves. awesome.

i need to watch it again.