so to stop the forum from going dead...

[xxxjohnnyedgexxx]

whats up guys?

 

[zero88]

nothin. just chillin, playin some guitar.

 

[swollendisgust]

just woke up! im about to go to school, but y'know i had to check the forums first, see if anything exciting had been posted! haha!

 

[Mazah]

A bit constapated right now...

 

[sorceron]

mazuh, matti, matt, wich one is ok? you crack me up heh. im feeling quite the opposite right now. heh

maybe something exciting will be posted here soon eh

 

[Lee_B]

A bit constapated right now...

How did the mathematician cure his constipation?














...wait for it....











He worked it out with a pencil...

 

[J the TyranT]

.....

weirdos

 

[KillerRobot]

 

[swollendisgust]

How did the mathematician cure his constipation?














...wait for it....











He worked it out with a pencil...

talking of pencils i read this article about a guy who always lost his boner during sex, so one time before he had sex he shoved a pencil up his penis to keep himself hard. but during sex it snapped and he had to go to hospital and stuff. he said he'd never heard of viagra.

 

[sorceron]

holy crap

 

[xxxjohnnyedgexxx]

omg its funny everytime

 

[Mr. Nekrophetamine]

talking of pencils i read this article about a guy who always lost his boner during sex, so one time before he had sex he shoved a pencil up his penis to keep himself hard. but during sex it snapped and he had to go to hospital and stuff. he said he'd never heard of viagra.

fucking XTREME!

thats what i call natural enhancement

 

[KillerRobot]

talking of pencils i read this article about a guy who always lost his boner during sex, so one time before he had sex he shoved a pencil up his penis to keep himself hard. but during sex it snapped and he had to go to hospital and stuff. he said he'd never heard of viagra.

Woah woah woah, everyone's missing the main issue. Who the hell has a pee hole big enough to shove a pencil in to it?

 

[Mazah]

mazuh, matti, matt, wich one is ok?

Matti or Matt, you foreigners can never pronounce my name correctly anyway... It always sounds like "Mäti" which is some weird paste like food that comes from a dead fish...

Woah woah woah, everyone's missing the main issue. Who the hell has a pee hole big enough to shove a pencil in to it?

Please stop writing about a pencil in a pee hole... By the way, i've watched from half a meter away when a nurse yanks shit out of a paralyzed old guys ass with her fingers. I'm too much in a hurry right now to explain how i got to that situation but i can tell you, it wasn't my choise...

 

[swollendisgust]

Please stop writing about a pencil in a pee hole... By the way, i've watched from half a meter away when a nurse yanks shit out of a paralyzed old guys ass with her fingers. I'm too much in a hurry right now to explain how i got to that situation but i can tell you, it wasn't my choise...

oh, so we cant talk about people shoving pencils up their pee-pee's but we can talk about old paralyzed dudes getting the shit yanked out of them?! haha!

 

[sorceron]

the pencil thing is sorta painful to read even

 

[Mazah]

I'd rather have a finger up my ass than a pencil down my penis...

 

[swollendisgust]

I'd rather have a finger up my ass than a pencil down my penis...

ahh you've got a point there! well to be honest id rather have neither of them.

 

[sorceron]

its an obvious choice if you had to choose though