So, today, I woke up...

Captain Beard

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and I have the worst sore throat and sinus drainage I've had this year. And what makes me feel even worse? "Mary, Mother of Jesus" is on the Science Channel.

I wanna bomb the Discovery offices.
 
at least it has Christian Bale in it. I judge religious movies on the hotness of Jesus and it's pretty far up there. Passion of the Christ wins though, Jesus had some hot fucking thighs.
 
Keep your pants on, it's just a movie. God I'm hurting so much. Like molten salt on razor-stripped flesh.
 
i'm also feeling my worst right now. for the past two nights i kept waking up constantly from my sore throat. but, oh well. i have new toys to play with :Spin: