So, what should I ask Toby in a UM interview?

[Russell]

All serious and non-serious suggestions would be very much appreciated

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

Probe him about the new album, then probe him anally while he does "MONKEY FACE!". Hehe.

 

[Russell]

Uuum, I think I'll pass on that one

 

[Rusty]

Ask him why his parents chose to name him "Toby".

 

[Russell]

Russell says:
is there something I'm missing with that question?
Rusty says:
no, it's just generally pointless
Russell says:
Just checking

 

[RealmArchitect]

ask him to drag for some special photos. or ask him to do something else. yeah!

 

[Demonspell]

My question would be: What is your definition of progressive music?

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

I've interviewed maudlin before, the best question to ask them is, on a scale from 1 to 10 how it is maria

 

[bang]

maria is hot, alright?!

 

[Static]

Hell yeah she's fine dawg!!

Gimmee some skin!!

*slap*

 

[The Dope]

Ask him "Where do you get your balls?? WHERE?!?"

 

[avi]

ask him if he compares himself to other reknown midget frontmen/band leaders like Dio, King Diamond, Prince, and Billie Joe Armstrong.

 

[kleo706]

I am confused. You come on HERE and ask what questions Toby should get in an interview, rejecting answers that are silly? I am one of the world's worst journalists. Hell, the first question I asked Angela Gossow was "how does it feel to know you could kill a duck at 50 paces with your voice?" then took the interview offline but didn't tell the Arch Enemy webmaster so I'm still linked despite the page now featuring a picture of Gene Hoglan. In the ladies room. Too drunk on vodka to stand. Yet, I'd show more common sense.

That said, ask him about the forthcoming project with Mr. Listing. It is going to be huge and bring together the worlds of progressive metal and crushing d0000m.

xoxoxo
-K-

 

[Russell]

Originally posted by kleo706
rejecting answers that are silly?

Where on earth did you get that idea from?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by Static
Hell yeah she's fine dawg!!

Gimmee some skin!!

*slap*

*shudder*

 

[minxnim]

if you could have a TAIL or a POUCH, which would you rather have?

this question really reveals a lot.

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by the_preppy
if you could have a TAIL or a POUCH, which would you rather have?

this question really reveals a lot.

Why can't interview people ask more questions like this?
SERIOUSLY?

It's all "where did the name of the band come from" and "what do you like about your new album" crap-
Why not "Name 25 reasons why Sealab 2021 is superior to Three's Company, not including Hesh or the crazy neighbor Larry, who is decidedly annoyoing."
or "Compare and contrast the ecological effects (short- and long-term) of a Hydrogen bomb blast in an uninhabited area (such as the blast in the Marshall Islands in 1952) and a polar bear sledding down a very icy hill (maximum speed 125 mph)."

 

[deadair]

eric... i'm set up interviews for you as we speak

 

[chupe666]

 

[minxnim]

when i used to interview people for magazines those were the questions i always asked. like, 'what's grosser, rotten eggs with fur on them or someone's poked out eyeball'.

maybe that's why no one asks me to do them anymore!