so you guys, my toxins smell like BBQ sauce

I've seen the commercial for these. Pretty typical "make-outlandish-claims and refer-to-ancient-and-exotic-healing-arts" stuff as I recall. I also remember that if you order "now" (which I'm assuming you did, Greg) you got a "free lifetime supply" for just $19.95 or so (+S&H). Did you get this offer? If so, please confirm. Will you be taking advantage of the offer?

My guess is that the shipping and handling will be prohibitively expensive for a "free" supply of worthless foot toxin pads, but if not, you should just order a shitload and give them out as gifts.
 
I'm think about this in seinfeldian terms of course but if you give someone a gift that actually takes away from the value of their lives have you given them the gift that keeps on taking, also known as "the un-gift."

I know it's not degifting as that is repossessing a gift, so this is my conclusion.

Remember when The Dope and I could shout at each other while posting on the board? Good times.

Now when I shout, I'll be lucking if it causes a hurricane in Virginia 20 years from now. Lame.