I've seen the commercial for these. Pretty typical "make-outlandish-claims and refer-to-ancient-and-exotic-healing-arts" stuff as I recall. I also remember that if you order "now" (which I'm assuming you did, Greg) you got a "free lifetime supply" for just $19.95 or so (+S&H). Did you get this offer? If so, please confirm. Will you be taking advantage of the offer?
My guess is that the shipping and handling will be prohibitively expensive for a "free" supply of worthless foot toxin pads, but if not, you should just order a shitload and give them out as gifts.