So....

at lunch, go out to a nice liquor store (one more than an hour away would be good), purchase 6 distinctly different summer beers (one of those mix-a-6-pak things), go back to work, line them up on your desk, do some taste testing, and post results on the SUMMER BEER THREAD for all of us (read: me and avi) to ponder.
 
Rednecks, Whitesocks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
Johnny Russell


THERE'S NO PLACE THAT I'D RATHER BE THEN RIGHT HERE
WITH MY RED NECK, WHITE SOCKS & BLUE RIBBON BEER
THE BAR MAID IS MAD, CAUSE SOME GUY MADE A PASS
THE JUKE BOX IS PLAYIN' THERE STANDS THE FLAG
AND THE CIGARETTE SMOKE KIND OF HANGS IN THE AIR
RED NECKS, WHITE SOCKS & BLUE RIBBON BEER

A COWBOY IS CUSSIN' THE PINBALL MACHINE
A DRUNK AT THE BAR IS GETTIN' NOISY AND MEAN
AND SOME GUY ON THE PHONE SAYS "I'LL BE HOME SOON DEAR
RED NECKS, WHITE SOCKS & BLUE RIBBON BEER
<CHORUS>
NO WE DON'T FIT IN WITH THAT WHITE COLLAR CROWD
WE'RE LITTLE TOO ROWDY AND LITTLE TOO LOUD
BUT THERE'S NO PLACE THAT I'D RATHER BE THEN RIGHT HERE
WITH MY RED NECK, WHITE SOCKS & BLUE RIBBON BEER
THE SEMI'S ARE PASSIN ON THE HIGHWAY OUTSIDE
THE 4:30 CROWD IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE
THE SUNS GOING DOWN AND WE'LL ALL SOON BE HERE
WITH OUR RED NECKS, WHITE SOCKS & BLUE RIBBON BEER
 
Right at my cube during lunch. They've got little horns that go off throughout the entire building for breaks and whatnot so I'm gauranteed to wake up.

and you're right, it is a chicago beer. I thought it was milwaukee.
 
Wait... my bad. It's a Wisconsin Beer. Heileman. But for some reason the FIBs call it Chicagos Beer.

R, W & B=Miller Brewing Company

If it's a bad beer, it's probably from Wisconsin