Wait. You hate California so to help with that feeling you go to Cracker Barrel?
"California sucks, but at least there's a Cracker Barrel on the way out of town."
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Meet me in Victorville and I'll buy ye brunch.
Actually better yet meet me in Norco and we'll go to Polly's Pies instead. Best cinnamon buns around, I tell you what.
You should come out to Frontierland, the literacy rate is low but we put bacon grease in the water supply.