Beekman 1802. Two gay goat farmers make my favoUrite soap, top reco.
As my Dad once said: "them goat fuckers sure do make a good bar o' soap."
Usually I just have whatever cheap as fuck Trader Joe's soap is available.
But when I'm feelin' soapy, hell yeah it's the gayman goatfucker soapbar.
I don't know if you're supposed to use the term "gay" even proper-like anymore, but they used to refer to their own TV show as Gay Green Acres so I think this passes the PC test.
And I fully support anyone engaging in consensual sex activities, be it animal, vegetable, or mineral.