Soggy lettuce and potato peelings

[Kem]

Yes, that's right.

The Goodies are coming to Australia to do a stage show next year.
That's right, you heard me. Here. Australia.
But don't go telling too many people now because I don't want all you other stinky Brisbane people stealing my tickets.

All you other interstate people, knock yourself out.

http://premier.ticketek.com.au

 

[phlogiston]

I heard about this yesterday as well. It's a good thing. A good thing indeed.

Does any one know when and where the Melbourne are on sale?

 

[phlogiston]

http://www.ticketmaster.com.au/search/search.asp?type=EVENT&search=goodies

That's where.

 

[Kem]

Ahh, different ticket outlet for you Victorians. Carry on then.

 

[Southy]

Stupid Victorians

 

[Winmar]

Yeah, we smell!

We have Ticketek here too; dunno why it's not going through them for us.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

The ticket seller is dependent on the venue. For example, for The Tea Party tour, two of the Melb gigs were at The Forum and one at the Mercury Lounge, so tickets for the first two gigs were through Ticketek, the third gig was through Ticketmaster.

 

[phlogiston]

I've got my tickets! Woo! First concert in two and a half years!

 

[Icarus]

Got tickets too! 3rd row yeehar!

 

[phlogiston]

Mine's Row R. Of course, I bought 8 tickets together, so that may have complicated things a touch.

 

[spawn]

You know, women must be damn impressed by the size of your monstrous tail phloggy...

 

[phlogiston]

Heaven forbid I ever try to get on a plane!

 

[spawn]

Do women ever pull your tail? If so, do you fart when they do?

 

[phlogiston]

No, but there's often pointing and giggling. Once or twice even outright laughter! That's a good thing, isn't it?

 

[spawn]

Yeah, I get that all the time when I walk around naked, it means they like you