broke into my house in my home town and stole my mothers jewelry, its so sad to grow up in such a nice neighbourhood and watch suburbanization turn it to shit. While its still small, I know most of the punk ass kids in my town, heads will roll.
Some Criminal
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What do you expect from someone who is clueless about violence and robbers.Profanity said:
This is a battle one can't win, because you can't simply kill your enemies. Even if you kill them, new ones will respawn.
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
Yeah man, it's like The Sims meets Unreal TournamentBloodyScalpel said:
but seriously, damn man, that sucks
i'd probably whack someone's head with a bat if i saw him going inside my house and messing with my moms stuff
and i'd even like to say "but you should leave that to the police", but i know they'll probably do shit =PP
so just buy some grids for your windows and stuff like that, and a better lock. Better safe than sorry.
TheTechnogoat
Protean
yea, the po po's not gonna do shit, so i'd say interrogate every bitch in the neighborhood and if you find him, rip off his mustache and shove it up his left nostril (Bad news bears)
CliffBurton
Member
Shit, that does suck. We had soem guy break in to my house when my older brother was 11. It was the first time my mom let him stay at home alone for a long period of time (untill like 10 at night).
Luckily the robber was stupid and just stole a check with no signature on it and no way to cash...and they found the check on the ground 2 houses down.
Luckily the robber was stupid and just stole a check with no signature on it and no way to cash...and they found the check on the ground 2 houses down.
My next door neighbors had some drunk guy break in. He came in through the window(cut his self up pretty bad so blood was going all over the house)and then the lady that lived there took a gun and shot a hole in the floor. The guy ran out, fell on the ground and started screaming somethin about holy mother mary.
well im going home tonight well tomorrow morning, to bust some skulls and apparently my brother came home from school and there was a hole in the milkbox and they opened the door that way. my bro walks in and sees a light on in my moms room turn off, goes next door calls the cops, the fuckin police dont even dust for prints, if you want something done fuckin right you gotta do it yourself.
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Klingons on Uranus
Yeah, that does suck. But it could have been worse; no one got hurt!
This reminds me of how much my mom is paranoid about violence and people breaking in the apartment. The other day she woke me up at 4am saying someone was sawing the window bars. She literally freaked out... but at that moment I found it hard to tell her that the upstairs neighbors just needed some oil on their bed...
This reminds me of how much my mom is paranoid about violence and people breaking in the apartment. The other day she woke me up at 4am saying someone was sawing the window bars. She literally freaked out... but at that moment I found it hard to tell her that the upstairs neighbors just needed some oil on their bed...
Grimes
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Dude do what I do! Heres a small list of house defenses I use to keep out them niggas lol. niggas.. i dont care if i offended anyone.
1. Plant mines in the front lawn. Can't mow the lawn anymore but its fun to watch them go off on haloween!
2. Strategicly place marbles near the front door so when they open the door they trip. Put a few jacks in there too, that'd hurt to fall on one.
3. Tear up the outside of your house to make it look like a dump. All theives judge a house by its cover.
4. Set up a sandbag bunker on your roof with two M2 Browning .50 Caliber machine guns set up. Don't need anyone to man these guns at anytime, those cannons will scare off anyone with just its looks.
5. Put up your mothers jewelry on E-bay and see who ever bids for it. Whoever bids for it, might have a very slim chance actually being the robber, which is improbable and nearly impossible, and go find them and slit their finger webbings.
1. Plant mines in the front lawn. Can't mow the lawn anymore but its fun to watch them go off on haloween!
2. Strategicly place marbles near the front door so when they open the door they trip. Put a few jacks in there too, that'd hurt to fall on one.
3. Tear up the outside of your house to make it look like a dump. All theives judge a house by its cover.
4. Set up a sandbag bunker on your roof with two M2 Browning .50 Caliber machine guns set up. Don't need anyone to man these guns at anytime, those cannons will scare off anyone with just its looks.
5. Put up your mothers jewelry on E-bay and see who ever bids for it. Whoever bids for it, might have a very slim chance actually being the robber, which is improbable and nearly impossible, and go find them and slit their finger webbings.
The Bringer
Member
That was in my neighborhood when I lived in florida, and it was spring break soooo...yeah. Oh i forgot to mention the guy went into a coma afterwards for several weeks. He was really fucked up.
Noble Viking
Aka Herman Li
The Bringer said:
Compton's not too far from where I live....it's not THAT bad! Anyway, I've been contemplating getting a nice gun or knife...maybe you should consider one too Bryan?
Leandro
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Cris said:Yeah, that does suck. But it could have been worse; no one got hurt!
This reminds me of how much my mom is paranoid about violence and people breaking in the apartment. The other day she woke me up at 4am saying someone was sawing the window bars. She literally freaked out... but at that moment I found it hard to tell her that the upstairs neighbors just needed some oil on their bed...
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