some fuck at work 'borrowed' some of my vanilla nondairy coffeemate liquid creamer

[xfer]

which i have no problem with if they didn't NOT CLOSE THE LID CAUSING ME TO DRENCH MYSELF WHEN I PICKED UP THE BOTTLE AND SHOOK IT JUST RIGHT NOW.

vanilla bukkake

 

[minxnim]

i think this calls for a scathing NOTE to be left.

 

[deadair]

my post should be deleted off this thread... and then locked.

it ends with "vanilla bukkake"

 

[xfer]

i will use the phrase "vanilla bukkake" in the note. unfortunately it will probably confuse most of the librarians.

although, hearteningly, perhaps some of the more curious ones will look up this unfamiliar concept online!

 

[lizard]

ugh...bukkake...

that person should be forced to star in bukkake alright. on the receiving end.

 

[minxnim]

here is a draft of the note:

dear vanilla creamer USERS:
although i am willing to share, please keep your mitts off the bottle if you can't close it. otherwise, you too will find yourself looking like a god*amn bukkake star.

sincerely,

alex with a stain

 

[xfer]

that sounds like a violent sexual threat, to me.

 

[minxnim]

ew no it doesnt.

 

[xfer]

preppy, we live in a world where relating the plot of a seinfeld episode to a female co-worker is worth millions of dollars in sexual-harassment damages. threatening to forcibly bukak (?) someone will probably set me back about a bil.

 

[azal]

this is the sexiest thread of the day.

 

[deadair]

god, i missed azal