I'm among the few here who don't hate Metallica, but even I had to laugh at this.
http://209.15.53.89/phpbb/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=4375&sid=625e4323a196113420aa088dc60acc88

http://209.15.53.89/phpbb/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=4375&sid=625e4323a196113420aa088dc60acc88