Reading comprehension is not really the mark of an American, is it? I did not conduct that interview. "hekatie" is not my nickname. I remember when a girl named Jen interviewed a band, I put her name in front of each question she asked, like
"(Jen) Did you know that I am not Bill Zebub?
(Douche bag) Yes, it's quite obvious that you are not Bill Zebub.
(Jen) Look at my attractive vagina.
(douche bag) Yes, that is a body part that I believe is common to both males and females."
Would you believe that I was still swarmed by people at shows, telling me that it was a funny interview I did? If you can't notice such a blatant thing, who the hell are you going to notice terrorists when they do things like pour gasoline into the sewer or other such odd things? Be vigilant, America!!