sonm's favorite interview

[fake account]

http://www.thegrimoire.com/forest_stream.htm

 

[Windom Pearl]

Classic stuff! Great answers. There was a big chance to get _very_ confused.

 

[Lee_B]

Bill didn't ask "has anyone ever hugged you and called you George", so I think you got away quite lightly there

 

[ColdDarkNord]

yes, he was was genty that time

 

[Sonm]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! I was just lost... actually they started with question "are you guys witches?" What should I answer? Yes I am a Ph.D. witches developing superconducting switches? Yeah! Witches doing swititches... NO NO NO!!!

 

[Necromaster]

"I'm sorry? What is that? The phone is fading in and out, I can't hear everything."


haha sounds like you wanted the interview to end. haha. thats probably the funnest interview iv ever read.

 

[Sonm]

The connection was really shitty! I could hear only 40% of what they were saying!

 

[fake account]

sonm laughed nearly the entire time -- hence the thread title. it is a shame about the bad connection, i had to leave a few bits out to avoid misquoting. at the grimoire we are all about honesty.

@lee_b: what is this business about hugging and calling someone george? forgive me, im not very scene.

 

[Lee_B]

@lee_b: what is this business about hugging and calling someone george? forgive me, im not very scene.

isn't that what you asked Trey Azagthoth in an early issue? A classic question!

Lee

 

[fake account]

how flattering! but i am not bill zebub. he has an ID on here too though, by that name. could bill really ask someone "would you be upset if i described [your music] as the sonic representation of my period?" bill may be more in touch with his feminine side than most guys i know, but really!

 

[BillZebub]

Reading comprehension is not really the mark of an American, is it? I did not conduct that interview. "hekatie" is not my nickname. I remember when a girl named Jen interviewed a band, I put her name in front of each question she asked, like

"(Jen) Did you know that I am not Bill Zebub?
(Douche bag) Yes, it's quite obvious that you are not Bill Zebub.
(Jen) Look at my attractive vagina.
(douche bag) Yes, that is a body part that I believe is common to both males and females."

Would you believe that I was still swarmed by people at shows, telling me that it was a funny interview I did? If you can't notice such a blatant thing, who the hell are you going to notice terrorists when they do things like pour gasoline into the sewer or other such odd things? Be vigilant, America!!

 

[fake account]

@ bill, im the only american on this thread ('cept you). however, i am concerned that the period joke was lost on lee b. somehow i thought that was his area of expertise. besides, being a brit is kindof like being an american, except that they use the word "shag" without irony.


ps i love you

 

[Sonm]

odd...