sooo as connected as i am, i was the last person to know about Saddam's capture

[lizard]

it was the day I left work to get DT's Live Scenes from New York. I watched the attacks in Media Play.

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today's usatoday reveals that Saddam is a boxers man in the eternal boxers v. briefs debate.

 

[minxnim]

this morning someone at work told me. my response was 'yea but do you like my new coat? it's from kenneth cole'

 

[xfer]

toby, did the deleted scenes resolve the Stryker inconsistencies?

 

[Baliset]

this morning someone at work told me. my response was 'yea but do you like my new coat? it's from kenneth cole'

best response.

 

[minxnim]

i felt really stupid for not knowing so i figured i could throw them off with fashion. it worked.

 

[Baliset]

*high five*

 

[minxnim]

when i said it i totally pictured my dad throwing his hands out to the sides and yelling "SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' like an umpire

 

[Baliset]

 

[xfer]

man i'm going to use that kenneth cole line the next time sam stumps me in our next debate about israel/murderous suicide bombestine.

 

[xfer]

read "next time" as "first time"

 

[Baliset]

also xfer: fuck lizzie mcguire, kim possible is where its at on the disney channel.

 

[xfer]

we watched that too. the "naked mole rat rap"

lizzie mcguire is unbelievably poisonous to the minds of young girls, incidentally.

 

[Baliset]

my nephew loves that show

 

[xfer]

lizzie mcguire?

i guess it's not too bad for guys...it suffers from eighties femicentrism, you know, instead of championing equality for women it champions superiority, but hopefully there's enough equality stuff around now that it won't affect guys too much.

but for girls...wow. the episode i saw centered around Lizzie finding out she was really good at football, but then deciding that no boys would want to date her if she played football! oh my god!

so of course by the end she realises that she should just play football and oh my god! guys will still want to date her!

so it kind of propagated this twisted sixties-feminist-but-not-really mentality about being able to play football...but ultimately being a slave to the approval of boys so you can date! oh my god!

 

[avi]

baby steps alex. can't have the wimmin taking over or anything.

 

[xfer]

but this isn't stopping the wimmin from taking over! it seems to be creating this servile super-woman who thinks she's better than the opposite sex in every single way yet somehow must inexplicably serve his needs and desires and run around doing stupid things just to win his attention--

oh. wait. that's how men thought for like three thousand years.

 

[minxnim]

i like that show with the stalker that says "AMANDA PLEASE!"

 

[xfer]

dude CNN Arabic has the scroll bar on the LEFT side

http://arabic.cnn.com/

 

[TheStrugglingStandUp]

"Saddam Hussein? They should start calling him "SO DAMN INSANE"!!!1"

stop stepping on my toes, buddy.