SOUTHPARK QUOTES!

[Everytime i Die]

Southpark is the greatest show made by people. Post sme of your favourite quotes.

"How long has it been since your last burn towelee 20, 30 seconds?"-Super towel

"I wont stop till everyone in southpark has aids"-Jared (subway guy)

"Kenny you must go turn on the backup generator, you must first go through this sewer then run across the forest to the switch, but whatch out for velociraptors here and here, kyle, me, the nurse, stan, and cartman will sit here drinking cocoa while whatching friends, you can see us from this window here" The doctor after Mafesto was shot

 

[Knarfi]

ripoff.

EDIT: But im a good mood so wtf =D

"Niiiice..." When the police heared about the blonde teacher having sex with ike

 

[inhe]

Southpark sucks imo.

 

[eternal alchemist]

REJECTED SHOWS QUOTE THREADS GET

 

[Everytime i Die]

screw you guys southpark destroys all shows combined

 

[KillerGon]

screw you guys southpark destroys all shows combined

destroyED all shows combined.

now it's made of fail and gay.

 

[umosay]

Southpark is the greatest show made by people.

As opposed to?

 

[eternal alchemist]

Great show, or Greatest show?

 

[Everytime i Die]

As opposed to?

crabpeople

 

[<-Warheart->]

"Whatever, I'll do what I want".

 

[erni]

"OMG they killed Kenny! You bastards!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUen-lNSvPw

 

[Everytime i Die]

"chef whats a prostitute?"

"Im not touchin that with a 40 foot poll"

 

[Chamet]

"you black asshole"

 

[Swabs]

South Park somehow manages to be immature even with mature jokes. I've always thought of it as redneck comedy... Dunno why, but it's just shit.

 

[Everytime i Die]

red neck??? THey deal with controversial issues and current events.

 

[Swabs]

Maybe so, that doesn't mean it's funny though.

 

[Everytime i Die]

funny is personal preference but redneck it is not

 

[metalhead_666]

well it sometimes is funny can get lame too.

"jews cant play basketball"

 

[SteveMCsteve]

"seamen plus seapeople equals seaciety" - Cartman

 

[Chamet]

"seamen plus seapeople equals seaciety" - Cartman

that episode is just awesome. I love it.