Spawn, what have you done to the trains!?!?!

[Spruce Goose]

They say gas leak in the city has caused the cancellation of all sydney trains today.

Uh-huh. What did you do Spawn??

 

[spawn]

The buildup of hot air from train control escaped through the pipes in the toilet system, ITS CHAOS I TELL YOU! But im at home now.

 

[Goreripper]

Actually, they're right. There is a major gas leak in the city at the moment, so the trains can't run or there'll be an immense explosion. Have you ever seen the sparks those fuckers throw out? BOOM!

 

[phlogiston]

Cool. It would take out all of Sydney!

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Fuck! Days like this I'm glad I don't work in North Sydney anymore! It would be impossible to get home!

 

[spawn]

I heard about it at 2pm, guess who was on the very next train home leaving from the country platforms?

 

[spawn]

They just got the choo choos running again.

 

[JonBonJovi]

Spawn you ate bad take out again and did a massive poo so the gas escaped into the tunnels didn't you! Your bad I tell ya bad!

 

[Shannow]

Wouldn't have been an explosion.

The asbestos from the brake dust would see to that.

 

[spawn]

Maybe one of the rats chewed through a pipe or something. You should see them, they are massive, we had to go in pairs when we cleaned out the tunnels under Central because they were known to drag men off to their deaths...

 

[Goreripper]

Why go down in pairs? Then they can get two at a time, instead of just one.

 

[spawn]

Well, when one person gets taken, we need the other person to run away screaming, fall, sprain their ankle and slowly crawl out of the tunnel to alert the others so they can round up a posse.

 

[Goreripper]

You're thinking of C.H.U.Ds, aren't you?

 

[spawn]

Nope, rats, big motherfucking RATS! Or they might be Lions, nobody has ever gotten a clear look at them...

 

[Goreripper]

Well if that's the case, they might be C.H.U.Ds. C.H.U.Ds rock.

 

[KoichCPA]

what's a CHUD?

 

[spawn]

Not when they drag you to a grisly death they dont!

 

[Goreripper]

what's a CHUD?

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. You need to brush up on your cheesy 80s splatter films.

 

[spawn]

Homer talked about them on The Simpsons once

 

[Celestial-Todd]

For a second I thought you were referring to the movie website of the same name gore!