spawn

Im one day from retirement, my daughters about to graduate from the finest school in the country and me and the wife are going to sail around the world... *Laser crosses Blitzys chest*

BLITZY NO!

*I get shot 400 times*

Blitzy, im dying... Do one thing for me... Get... Mendoza...
 
I used to go camping heaps up at Glenbrook in my senior years of high school with about 5 or so others and we used to pretend we were cammandos and freak other campers out with our army gear on.It was a heap of fun the stupid stuff we used to do to each other.
 
I knew the Simpsons quote, but thought it was so obvious that there was no need to comment on it.

I object to people hailing Spawn as a comic genius just because nobody comments on his jokes.
 
Thats because you arent grim, kvlt and necro. Hails to the cursed Mayhem, blackest of the black.
 
And I'm sick of people calling Spawn a viking without paying proper homage to yours truly for starting the whole Nordic thing in the first place.

I'm not asking for royalties, just a token nod in my direction.