spicy sweet chili doritos

I'm aware of the horrendous pain that I experience when my anus vomits it out like someone stuck a knife in my stomach and all the intestines flow out oh god the pain oh god my anus
 
I'm aware of the horrendous pain that I experience when my anus vomits it out like someone stuck a knife in my stomach and all the intestines flow out oh god the pain oh god my anus

You know, I was getting pretty turned on until I realized you weren't Emily.
 
well i know i used the word 'pub' like a filthy boy-loving european, but its only because the bar i drink at is called G st Pub!! its not my fault!