Squirting ...

Squirting ...

  • I like to watch the Bellagio fountain in my living room

    Votes: 9 32.1%
  • I am not putting down plasitc sheets when having sex

    Votes: 13 46.4%
  • I rather have sex with ladyboy

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • I need to get to first base first

    Votes: 5 17.9%

  • Total voters
    28

lurch70

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Sep 27, 2002
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Your take on it please ...

It's been making the rounds lately in emails passed around. Personally I would the chick out of the f'n house if she had this talent.
 
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Every woman I've ever been with has done this. With each of them, they said it was the first time it had ever happened to them. They attributed it to my overwhelming sexual prowess and my enormous penis. That said, I don't much care for it.

Zod
 
it would give me a tremendous sense of accomplishment for a few minutes, then reality would sink in and i'd make her do the laundry. repeat
 
Mormagil said:
it would give me a tremendous sense of accomplishment for a few minutes, then reality would sink in and i'd make her do the laundry. repeat

:lol: ... post of the month!
 
Almost all girls are capable of it if they get worked up enough. Its eaiser to get them to do it if you use your fingers and and tongue and dont stop no matter HOW FUCKING TIRED YOU ARE!!!! My mattress on my fouton has been flipped because i have a permenant stain on there from my gf now. My one before that drenched my recliner and my buddies use to sit in it all the time and Id just laugh. I love it. The more the better. But Im a dirty guy. Make sure shes doggy style and really twist that wrist and make sure you gap that hole. This will require a good ten minutes on her back of going down on her and fingering before you flip her over doggy style. . When they get close theyll start moaning like whores and thrusting there hips forward , when she pushes back up ram your cock in there and fuck her for all youre worth. Foreplay my friends they want the cock that much more with a good 15 to 20 minutes of foreplay.